“FOXBLONDES follow up….

FURTHER SHOCKING AND SENSATIONAL REVELATIONS ABOUT FOX NEWS “SEXING UP” ITS NEWS!!!..AS IF YESTERDAY’S REVELATIONS WERE NOT ENOUGH……

THIS JUST IN…WE HAVE SECRET ACCESS TO AN INTERNAL MEMO FROM THE MURKY MURDOCH CREATIVE PROPAGANDA DEPARTMENT WITH “NEW RULES” FOR THE FOX BLONDE NEWS’ DRESS CODE FOR THE COMING “NON- NEWS”..NEW SEASON!!

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MEMO: TO ALL FEMALE NEWS COMMENTATORS AND ANCHORS

FROM: ROGER AILES.

RE: “CONTINUING TO TEASE THE FOX-MALE ‘PERVERT’ DEMOGRAPHIC”

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All female blondes will continue to grease your legs as far as the upper thigh. It is essential to pose provocatively  when reading the news especially when mentioning people like hunky nude model and REPUBLICAN Scott Brown even if he is dumber than Ted Cruz’s father. Lick your glossy lips and cross your legs often in that “Sharron” kinda way. We will require you to show more cleavage when working with Bill O’Reilly and our resident groper Sean Hannity.When putting down Liberal policies , Obamacare and the crap about the World about to fry itself …shake your booty more. There will be bonus’ for breast enhancements,Botox shots and Vaseline will be provided free.

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NOTE!! THESE INTIMATE  AND SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CAMERA ANGLES ARE OF  ALREADY PROVEN HIGHLY RATED FOX BLONDE CALVES AND THIGHS. THEY WERE TAKEN DURING “BREAKING STORIES” OF MASS CAMPUS SHOOTINGS AND REPORTS OF TERMINAL EBOLA DISEASE EPIDEMICS  IN AFRICA.

THESE FOX BLONDE  LEGS CAN MAKE SOME THINK  THAT THE “NON-NEWS” COMING OUT OF THEIR SEXY GLOSSY INVITING LIPS IS EVEN MORE MEANINGLESS AND FULL OF KOCH-INDUCED OBAMA HATE. BUT THAT IS JUST SOME PEOPLE’S OPINION LIKE PEOPLE WITH TASTE AND AN BRAIN.

***BELOW WE PROVIDE YOU WITH LIVING BREATHING PULSATING PROOF OF THIS NEW FOX NEWS PUSH TO IMPROVE “THE LITTLE OLD PERVERT ON THE PARK BENCH DEMOGRAPHIC” !

THESE NEW VISUALS WILL FURTHER THE FOX NEWS PHILOSOPHY OF CARING LESS ABOUT FACTS AND MORE ABOUT PROVIDING A RICH VISUAL EXPERIENCE FOR 60 PLUS WHITE GUYS IN NEED OF SELF GRATIFICATION. MEN ENJOYING “HOME PLEASURES” WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY LISTENING TO A BUNCH OF NAKED INCITEMENTS TO DO THINGS LIKE URGING IDIOTS TO FIRE ON FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS EVEN IF YOU’RE A COMPLETE FREE LOADING PIECE OF NEVADA COWBOY POOP.

NOTE…WE ADMIT THE FOX “NEWS REPORTERS” IN THIS SHOT HAVE BEEN PHOTO SHOPPED DUE TO COMPLAINTS THAT THERE WAS “SOMETHING FAKE” ABOUT IT.

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