“VITRIOL4 VITTER”……………..

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EVER HAD THAT SICKENING FEELING, TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT DAVID VITTER AND WIFE HERE AND GET BACK TO US.

David is a current lock step Republican in the worst way, those that follow this blog know what we’re talking about.

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In leveling the ‘sexual pervert’ playing field its time we really brought the REPUBLICAN sex maniacs back into play!! Okay… Okay we’ve know we’ve had our WEINER, we’ve had our JOHN EDWARDS and our BIG DOG …but the REPUGS can out sex scandal us every time!!

Goodness knows Fox New will never say a bawdy word about David Vitter and serial adulterers like John Ensign, that “Argentine Hiker”,  Newt “the Con”, or the any of the other horny than thou folks…

We will correct that right here and right now! Its time for the 2nd annual David Vittter joke festival!

                                                       JOKES…

Vitter writes his fetish off as “getting the feel of  the youth vote.”

David has spoken with Reverend Francis Graham who told him that God has “forgiven him his sins” but could he send the video’s just for reference.

Vitter acting like a ‘helpless little baby wetting his pants’ unable to help himself is actually the way he feels when he’s in the Senate listening to Mitch McConnell…

Vitter had three favorite hookers “Big Momma,” “Mommy Dearest” and “Mother Nature (who comes calling) .”

“Big Momma” would smack him ‘up side his head’ if he did number two!

“Mommy Dearest” would beat his little ass with wooden hangers if he did number one.

“Mother Nature” would take him outside during a tornado if he did the double whammy!

Then there was of course his all time favorite hooker.”The Mother of Invention” She invented fun things… like she put his pacifier in places Christians never talked about.

David loved being a ‘very naughty little ‘adult baby’ until he was caught on a Washington madam’s client’s list they found in a cab. There was David along with the names of Fox News executives in sequined tights and Charlie Sheen’s top 10 party girls who liked cocaine on a stick.

The thing is however nobody asked this sick little weasel to resign… in fact he was recently given a fund-raising dinner by his GOP compatriots and their wives. (True)…They served warm milk and Gerber’s mixed veggies( Not True)

THE HYPOCRISY IN THAT RECENT BANQUET ROOM MUST’VE BEEN AS STIFLING AS BEING TRAPPED IN A SMALL NON AIR CONDITIONED ELEVATOR WITH GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE RIGHT AFTER A TACO BELL LUNCH.

So we intend to keep the DAVID VITTER’S defecating scandal alive and smelling.

Look some of you are saying” so what we all have our sexually deviant moments.. big deal”…

But this man is in the Senate and he voted lock step and a barrel of bullshit with Mitch McConnell who hasn’t had sex since his wife laughed at him in 1977 when he did a bad Elvis impression while naked and drunk on Kentucky moonshine. (Check this on Snopes)

We will do no more obscure out of date jokes about John and his “Ensign”…or Antony and his “Schnitzel “…

BUTT…David Vitter shamed his party and harmed his wife, now he wants to shame his State. If the people of Louisiana want this kind of person  running their state then they’ll get what they deserve …a truly awful dishonest person.

“SEE I CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS BECAUSE JESUS LOVES ME..WHO WOULD NOT LOVE ME I’M SO CUTE.. OH EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO WET MY DIAPER NOW AND GET CHANGED AGAIN..ITS SO EXCITING ..AND I CAN PUT IT ALL ON MASTER CHARGE!!! “

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