ENOUGH IS ENOUGH…THIS IS A REPEAT BLOG FEATURING DAVID VITTER…DAVID VITTER IS A REPUBLICAN WHO STILL SERVES IN THE SENATE..HE IS A PERVERT..HE IS AN ADULTERER ..HE IS A RIGTHT WING EXTREMSIST CURRENTLY SPEAKING OUT ABOUT GUN CONTROL AND THE NOMINATIONS OF SECRETARY OF DEFENSE.
In leveling the sexual perverts playing field its time we really brought the REPUBLICAN sex maniacs back into play!! Okay… Okay we’ve got our WEINER, our JOHN EDWARDS and our BIG DOG …but the REPUGS “out sex scandal “us every time!!…and even if they didn’t we’re not gonna be fair here!!
Goodness knows Fox will never say a bawdy word about David Vitter or, John Ensign or Newt, or the others ..but we will right here and right now!
Its time for the David Vittter joke festival!
Vitter was such a good client of the Washington Madame he was getting 10% off the use of diapers.
Vitter palmed his aberration off as ‘getting in touch with the extremely youthful vote.”
Vitter acting like a ‘helpless little baby wetting his pants’ unable to help himself made him feel like he was still in the Senate.
Vitter had three favorite hookers “Big Momma,” “Mommy Dearest” and ”Mother Nature.”
“Big Momma” would smack him ‘up side his head’ if he did number two!
“Mommy Dearest” would beat his little ass with wooden hangers when he did number one.
“Mother Nature” would take him outside during a tornado if he did a combo!
Then there was of course his all time favorite hooker mother..”THE MOTHER OF INVENTION.”
She was a real mother^@@#$#^! She invented things to do to a grown REPUBLICAN in a diaper… sucking on a pacifier… that made David’s little Johnson stay awake long after afternoon nap was due!
David loved being a ‘very naughty little adult baby’ until he was caught with his diapers down.
The thing is however nobody asked this silly sick little asshole to resign… in fact he was recently given a fund-raising dinner by his GOP compatriots and their wives. True…
THE HYPOCRICY IN THAT BANQUETE ROOM MUST’VE BEEN AS STIFLING AS BEING TRAPPED IN A SMALL NON AIR CONDITIONED ELEVATOR WITH GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE .
So we intend to keep the DAVID VITTER.DIAPER/HOOKER scandal alive as long as the WEINER/TWITTER/DICK scandal rages on…as well as more jokes about John and his “Ensign”… the “Ensign” he waved around and couldn’t keep in his REPUBLICAN pants.
We’re hardly fair at BEARDE’S EYE VIEW..but we’ll stop when Fox News Stops!! ..no we won’t ..’caus no they won’t.
“SEE I CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS BECAUSE JESUS LOVES ME..WHO WOULD NOT LOVE ME I’M SO CUTE.. OH EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO WET MY DIAPER NOW AND GET CHANGED AGAIN..ITS SO EXCITING ..AND I CAN PUT IT ALL ON MASTERCHARGE!!! ”