CHER MEETS LADY GAGA IN THE BATTLE OF DIVA’S PAST AND DIVA’S FUTURE!!

Grammy’s coming soon and at the recent MTV AWARDS  which we tivoed Cher makes a stunning appearance in the retro fashion misstatement she wore  in the 80’s which was “three pieces of lace covering three vital female parts and a garter belt.”

Most of those present were screaming…..”WHO’S THE OLD CHICK IN THE VICTORIA SECRET THROWBACK STUFF!”

Cher told them to shut up she was old enough to be their grandmother !!

We couldn’t make up our minds as to whether this was daring…hilariously funny….embarassing….a tribute to surgery …or just  a STOMACHE CHURNING visit to 70’s when some of us were being weighed down by our lapels and tripping over our bellbottoms.

In the end we decided some gay friend of Cher’s  who’d bought the outfit at a charity auction and had worn it for years at Halloween parties texted Cher and suggested she make an appearance at the MTV awards in it .

THE BRIGHT SPARKS AT MTV..thought “let’s team CHER up with LADY GA GA ..not only will the kids love to see GA GA in her MEAT suit again which is great for our Burger King sales…but it’ll improve the demographic with the over 65 preverts and we can sell Viagra and a few AARP spots!”

CHER looked stunning in her well tuned reanimated body.. and Lady Ga Ga ‘s heels were so high they had snow on them.

THESE ARE THE MAJOR DISTRACTION MOMENTS IN TIME THAT HELP US AT BEARDE’S EYE VIEW TO FORGET OUR TROUBLES AND JUST GET SLAP HAPPY!!.

We can forget momentarily that NEWT GINGRICH has his “now” wife in his new ad pounding on the Muslim Faith ..

NEWT & THE “NOW” BANG!

This is the (before being the wife) co-worker he was banging while still being married to his (then wife)..and while doing this banging of the co-worker before being his wife…he was also pounding on Bill Clinton for “semi-banging” an intern. Classy guy…classy “now” wife…classy party…

ANOTHER  HYPOCRITCAL MEMBER OF THE PARTY OF “NO”  WHO CAN’T SAY “NO” TO KEEPING IT IN HIS  PANTS…

BEWARE ..MICHELLE …SARAH …. ANNE …LAURA…BUT NOT YOU SHARRON… NOT EVEN THIS HORNY LYING LITTLE BASTARD WOULD GO NEAR YOU …EVEN IN CHER’S RETRO FIT!

“Here’s your award sweetie…its okay I suppose if you like awards given out by meth freaks  look at it..its dumb looking it’s  no f******* Oscar and by the way Lady Ga Ga me with spoon your meat dress has got mad cow disease!”

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