“BIGGER GIRLS!……………..

HERE’S A RE-UP TRIBUTE TO WOMEN WHO DON’T LET ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR NATURAL WEIGHT BOTHER THEM…THEY’RE ROUND, THEY’RE FUN AND THEY CAN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!  ADELE’S VOICE IS LIKE A BELL AND HER LOOK IS ONE OF A SEXY BATTLESHIP!!!

For those who remember one of the most fabulous ‘full figures’ of all time was MAE WEST …this is the best MAE WEST impression of the 21st century! “There’s nothing like a Diva mama to get those hormones sparkin’ !” Manly men maybe asking to “come up and see A BIGG GIRL sometime….

SLIM MAY BE “IN”  IN SOME CIRCLES… BUT “ROUND” MAYBE THE “SOUND” OF THE FUTURE!

HOW ABOUT THAT JESSICA SIMPSON??

SHE’S BEEN AT A FEW BEN AND JERRYS FESTIVALS LATELY.

It’s been rumored she bench pressed Tony Romo and threw John Mayhal under his tour bus.

THEN THERE’S J-LO WHO’S BEST WORK NEVER  PRECEDES  HER…

J-LO is slimmer now …She’s shed an entire Diva after the babies thankfully without surgical intervention.. The guys standing in the Idol audience behind her can still marvel at God’s work in all its glorious roundness…Only the astronauts unbelievable sightings of the actual curvature of our planet can compare with a J-LO curvature sighting on a 3D Video or when she gets excited on IDOL and jumps up and down.

HERE IS THE NEW IMPROVED FOR THE 15th  TIME KIRSTY ALLEY!!

Kirsty has lost 50 pounds and looks hotter than a heavy duty Tamale…next week she will attempt to get into a string bikini if this doesn’t  work she’ll cut up a fire hose.

But seriously folks…we love the look of these women..they are in touch with their inner cheesecake longing…They look happy..Gwenythe Paltrow and Demi Moore don’t look happy…they look like its crackers and celery for lunch and 3 hours at the gym..Christina looks like it was 3 hours  at Cold Stone!

THESE WOMAN LOOK GREAT…AND MOST OF MEN WE THINK WOULD BE PROUD TO TAKE THEM OUT TO DINNER AND A MOVIE AND THEN ANOTHER DINNER….

THIS IS SUZIE…SHE’S WORKING FOR “BEARDE’S EYE VIEW” AS A FOOD TASTER..YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THOSE TEA BAGGING BASTARDS ARE COMIN’ ‘AROUND TRYING TO PUT RAT POISON IN YOUR JELLY DONUT..

WARNING !!!WARNING !!!WARNING!!! WARNING! to men who desire full figured women… there are some full figures you just have to stay away.

The FULL FIGURED woman below wants to replace sex with lawn bowling and watching paint dry.

“THESE HANDS WERE MADE FOR EMBEZZLING NOT ALL THAT ICKY STUFF!”

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