2014…what will you be watching on your home screens?
Some cable networks seem to be endorsing idiots and morons, Jesus freaks, duck killers, Miley’s tongue and ass, Newt Gingrich as a valid human and the marrying of 15-year-old girls?
Will most network programming degenerate further into further derivative endless bad taste with little hope for originality and diversity? Could it rise Phoenix like from the ashes of A&E capitulation? Not bloody likely!
CAN WE SURMISE A CORPORATE PROGRAMMER’S MEMOS THAT MAY DARKEN THE PLOT LINE.
Memo to All the Creative Staff:
“We have good reason to believe that other networks are about to combat our lowest common denominator stupid ideas with some of their own…
So we must be aware of these changes, the question being how low can we get to keep that ignorant armed America audience demo intact?
Can we get as low as hiring Kirk Cameron to star in a new game show called:”Let’s Make a Tithe”…
“We got to start hiring more talentless sycophants who can make the same look even more the same.” but more degrading.. we need mega- degrading… We need shows with non-union writers writing scripts that degrade men, woman, teens, gays , old people, dogs, vets, vegans and Progressive Democrats…”
Here are some submissions we like:
“Real Housewives of Benghazi !” They’re sexy, their opinionated and they die by stoning.
“America’s Got Less Talent than last year!” The pool is diminishing and so this year the homeless, the criminally insane and severely handicapped vets will get their chance for stardom.
“Suicide Squad” ..the reality show that rushes to the scene of suicidal people and tried to stop them from offing themselves..sometimes they win and sometimes they lose..you be there to see a life saved or a horrible death.
“Duck 2!” This show will be hosted by Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris. The format turns Liberals loose in a field and Ted and Chuck yell :”Duck” and them that don’t get their head’s blowed off!”
More shows on the horizon will come later.