“TEABUG EPIDEMIC!”

Yes friends the World’s most dangerous venomous disease carrying gnat has arrived and is thriving in this wonderful country.

THE DREADED “TEA BUG” IS HERE!!! AND IT’S BREEDING IN THE BODY OF FOX’S SEAN HANNITY!

It has infested the brains of millions of previously placid but scared shitless white people through its original source….The original source of its incubation being the fetid swaps of corporate greed that then spread the “TEA-BUG ” infestation to the unclean studios of Fox News and the rim of SEAN HANNITY’S  anus! …

The warmth of Sean’s ass cheeks being the perfect breeding ground for the “TEA-BUG” INFESTATION…

In keeping with the ‘TEA- BUG’s’  place of birth… the “TEA- BUG” has the capacity of turning people, who were already assh*les, into much bigger assh*les. However its biggest threat is that it turns semi-assh*les, and even people who were never assh*les into stupid ridiculously dumb right- wing extremist assh*les!

YES …THE DREADED PLAGUE OF “TEA- BUG” IS HERE…

AND THE “TEA- BUG” WILL SHORTLY CREATE AN EPIDEMIC OF LIVING BREATHING  SICK ASSH*LES THE LIKE OF WHICH THIS COUNTRY HAS NEVER SEEN!!

The good news is ….there’s an inoculation available .. a cure.. a safety valve.

We have a large supply of the serum and as long as education and intelligence exist there is hope for survival of our society as we’ve grown to know it and appreciate its way of  life.

THE SERUM IS CALLED “ DEMOCRACY!”

You can get it anywhere there’s a modicum of common sense and humanity left.

Do not look for it at your bank or at your broker. Do not looks for it at your Supreme Court or your Wal-Mart or at your Conservative friends house.

They have probably contracted and succumbed to the some form of “TEA- BUG” disease and have turned into all kinds of assh*les.

You can tell the assh*les by the white color of their skin and the glassy look in their eyes. Also the way they tend to blame everything wrong in America from the plumbing to penile warts on President Obama.

BEWARE OF HANGING OUT WITH THEM AS THEY WILL ASK YOU TO DINNER AND FORCE YOU TO WATCH THE SMALL FOREHEAD OF SEAN BOBBING UP AND DOWN AS HE GIVES OUT WITH HIS CONSTANT STREAM OF INVECTIVE.

They will put on videos of Huckabee’s bogus evolution reality show and stomp on your loved one’s head if you don’t like it.

There are many other symptoms of this terminal affliction and we warn you here and now if you feel like you’re turning into as assh*le call your doctor and the exterminator…

HAVE A LARGE STRIPED TENT THROWN OVER YOU AND TAKE A LIBERAL SUPOSITORY!!

GET THE DEMOCRACY PRESCRIPTION….MEDICARE PAYS FOR IT AS OF NOW!

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