“LET’S LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF PANIC!”

 

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“IS IT TIME TO PANIC ? NOT REALLY….

If you’re a person who knows what’s going on ‘yes it is time to panic!’ …But for the terminal mass of idiots sucked in the Supreme Court/Business/Right wing religious Lunatics combo…probably not!

All logical paths are leading to the DEMOCRATS being wiped out according to every poll and NATE SILVER at the midterms…

We can get ready to hear the greatest amount of REPUBLICAN gloating since THEY FOUND THE BLUE DRESS.

Fox News will go completely ape shit and they have the talking monkeys and vapid blonde ninnies to do it!

But let’s try to look on the BRIGHT SIDE OF PANIC shall we?

With really crazy EXTREMIST assholes running thing…rather than just plain garden variety assholes…Sit coms might get funny again!

FACE IT …”Comedy will become the number one “go to” genre in the World.”

You think George W Bush was a great butt of jokes…Forget about his GORMLESS butt… these EXTREMIST assholes will be the LAUGH gift that keeps on giving.

SEE OBAMA HAS THE POWER OF THE VETO AND THE DEMOCRATS CAN ALSO USE THE FILIBUSTER LIKE McCONNELL DID.

Our assholes can be as bigger bunch of assholes as their assholes!

“THE OBSTRUCTIVE FOOT STOMPING ON THE HEAD MAY BE ON THE OTHER OBSTRUCTIVE FOOT.”

Jon Stewart and the gang will become even bigger idols than before….Stephen will have the Late Show and Rachel and Chris will become the “Gods of Hilarity” as they bring us nightly YOKS from the statements of Jim DeMint and Louis GoCart which will make even some of the Fox news monkeys wince!

AND WHAT OF FOX NEWS WHEN THEY HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BECAUSE THEIR MORONS IN OFFICE ARE JUST DOING AND SAYING WHAT THE FOX PEOPLE WANTED THEM TO SAY.?

What now if the people out there who voted for them while under the influence of “Karl Rovism’s money and Koch addiction start looking at their pocket books… and nothing has changed ?

In fact they’ll have even less to buy shit with what then? …

And as they repeal Obamacare and millions of people start dropping dead from lack of medical coverage what then?

WILL THEY  REALIZE THAT THEY’VE BEEN HAD …TRICKED …SCREWED WITH AND LIED TO?…

Will they will see how totally f*cked up they looked when they put on stupid REVOLUTIONARY cocked hats and run around raving and peeing in bushes in Washington parks?

We doubt it…because that’s how REALLY GOEBBELS DUPED they are…

**** EDITORS NOTE

The economy may die…the Air will kill millions …Poor people may starve  to death on the streets…There will be blood!!

Comedy however will live and grow and take over AND BECOME  the next big political movement in the World. ..

So US comedy writers and comedians will be safe in a cocoon of bad jokes ,sight gags AND sick over the top satirical blogs and cartoons..

Personally …after getting this off my chest I feel so much better now even if its pie in the face…I mean sky…

AND!!

MEANWHILE  IN THE FOX NEWS NEWS!

Fox “over-underestimated”the Stewart rally crowd on the Meygn Kelly Show last night.

At our tally Hannity has 80,000,000 plus assholes watching him.

Jon had 8 assholes watching him…

MEANWHILE  a bunch of freeloading asshole cowboys from Nevada were listening to Rush Limbaugh on their truck radio ..they got lost searching for Feds to shoot up and drove into a canal  becoming unintentional wetbacks.

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MY BROTHER FOR PRESIDENT?…HE’S GOT MORE BAGGAGE THAN KIM KARDASIAN ON AN OVERNIGHT STAY IN PALM DESERT.”

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