“OBSERVATIONS OF PARANOID TWITTER FREAKS”

****ANOTHER REPEAT BLOG ..THEY SEEM TO BE POPULAR SO WE’LL KEEP ‘EM COMING !!!

“WEEKEND OBSERVATIONS OF PARANOID LIBERAL PARANOID FREAKS!”

We have had many views and messages from various Liberals on the brink of nervous breakdowns. This is most prevalent of course on Twitter where every second of every day millions of people vent in less than 120 words.

“TWITTER-SPEAK” is a new form of abbreviated English. Unlike “TEEN-TEXT”and“BIZ-TEXT”  “TWITTER SPEAK” at least makes a stab at “idiot-intellectual short form.”

“2 U NO WT I MEAN?”

Today we “rveal” the innermost paranoid feelings of “sum” “fave” TWITTER“peep frks!”

“R U Stndin’ by 4 yuks!”

* Who was the guy who got punched out when he said “How’s Tricks to David Vitter?”

*Texas’ Governor Rick Perry hair wants to secede from his brain!”

*The guy who took over from KEITH was so bland the set had more personality!”

*Comcast is redesigning the NBC PEACOCK by taking out the color blue!”

*Mitch McConnell last blood transfusion will take him past Christmas!”

* The recent GOP White sale has been a great success!”

* Tourism is down in Mexico due to the fact they found 12,000 tourists in a shallow grave”

* GOP strategy revealed: “GET RID OF THE SMART BLACK GUY who’s fucking us up and bring back A DUMB WHITE GUY so we can continue to fuck them up!”

*GOP current strategy continued:” Don’t spend the corporations money spend the people’s tax money..but don’t raise taxes and act like that works!”

* New Congress in short form Blue vs Orange!”

*Mexico’s latest tourist campaign” Come to Mexico it’s like Chicago in the 20’s!”

*Rand Paul will wear a Liberal woman proof vest in the Senate!”

*“Bachmann’s old math teacher has denied being drunk during all of Michelle’s math  studies!”

*Rush Limbaugh’s company will bottle and sell large quantities of his fanatical screaming lying  racist fascist frothing drool to be sold at NASCAR events and at Chuck Norris Barbecues and  Gore Vidal Book burnings!” (This was not on TWITTER as it had too many words..we just threw it in because we hate the fat mother f*cker!)

* “Wolf Blitzer& Elliot Spitzer will be in the lyrics of a new Gangsta Rap song with other rhyming words like bar mitzvah, wine-spritzer&  Twisted Sitzer!”

* Obama’s trip to India will not be covered by Fox News due to an outbreak of bias!”

* “Obama’s trip to India will not be mentioned by Sarah Palin as she doesn’t own a map!”

*The Tea Party and the more moderate REPUBLICAN party are arguing over what Liberal they want to lynch first!

 

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