“NASTY CHEAP SHOTS!”

Today we’re the 99 cent store of jokes! ..cue the background music

Obama is blaming his apparent capitulation on taxing the rich on his white side

I WENT TO THE AIRPORT TODAY IN OPEN SANDALS AND SECURITY TRIED TO MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY TOES.

John Boehner… in a smart move… promises to be a lot less orange and a lot more magenta.

A poll taken today in Alaska shows that 75% of people wanted to see any member of the Palin family eaten by a Polar Bear.

The pitch of Sarah Palin’s voice at a recent rally attracted 3,000 German Shepherds and some really pissed off wolve

CHUCK NORRIS STATED TODAY THAT TEXAS HAS DECIDED NOT TO SECEDE FROM THE UNITED STATES BUT WILL INVADE IT INSTEAD!

The Christian Right will ask the Christian Left to leave the South and go live in a basement in San Francisco.

John Boehner’s family deny that the last person he gave blood to is now a recovering alcoholic.

A study just in reports that men who stare at big breasted women every day live longer… while men who stare at big breasted men mostly need the help of Marcus Bachman.

Mitt Romney today endorsed the use of money for the buying of the PRESIDENCY.

Scott Walker’s people sat they’re confident that Scott will remain the asshole the Koch Brothers want him to be.

Unions throughout Wisconsin wish they knew how to be as fradulent as Walker.

Donald Trump woke up this morning looked in the mirror and fell in love all over again.

Dennis Miller has had his latest act deported. 

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