“BODY SCANS!!”……………………………

“BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN THIGH…NO MORE ….FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS..ITS OVER!!

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NEW AIRPORT PORN IS OVER….

BUT IS TSA HOARDING PICTURES OF YOUR PRIVATE PARTS FOR THEIR NIGHT TIME ENTERTAINMENT ?

Unemployed Perverts were lining up for jobs with TSA who screened them for “previous unnecessary groping “.

SO TO REITERATE WHAT THESE BODY SCREENINGS WERE……

Totally over the top form of “too personal for words” airport screening and another out of control step of a Fascistic Bush-era humiliation aimed at taking us all down a path of passive  dehumanization. A way to see just how far the military industrial corporate complex can push the populace into becoming their drones, their moronic slaves, their naked do anything to please puppets

And now to the humor of it all!…………………………………….

Sarah Palin was put through the full body scan in an airport in Alaska and sold 3,000 signed copies on eBay at $400 a pop.

Rush Limbaugh was put through a full body scan in an airport and his flight was delayed due to the bodily fluid explosion.

Donald Trump was put through a full body scan and it fried his comb over.

Anne Coulter was put through a full body scan and when she turned sideways she vanished.

Miss South Carolina was put through a full body scan and asked for 20 head shots.

The Housewives of Beverly Hills were put through a full body scan and 3 of them had their lips melted.

George W. Bush was put through a full body scan and he had a WMD up his ass

Miss Piggy was put through a full body scan and she had a hand up her ass.

John Boehner was put through a full body scan and they found a quart of Tequila and a six-pack of Bud.

Mitch McConnell was put through a full body scan and there wasn’t any blood just anger.

Michelle Bachmann was put through a full body scan and it laughed at her.

Lindsay Lohan was put through a full body scan and it had to go to rehab.

Ted Nugent went through a full body scan and he pooped.

Mel Gibson went through a full body scan and  it showed he’d been accidentally circumcised!

Steven Tyler went through a full body scan and it found he was 87 years old

Glen Beck went through a full body scan and it proved he was a 47-year-old married woman from Newark.

Dick Cheney went through a full body scan and short circuited an entire city.

Bill O’Reilly went through a full body scan and it threw up on him

Rand Paul went through and they found his brain was the size of a cumquat.

Sean Hannity went through a full body scan and it showed he was wearing Sarah Palin’s undergarments

THIS IS NAOMI WHO THEY COULD NEVER FIT INTO THE FULL BODY SCAN MACHINE AS HARD AS SEVERAL TSA PERVERTS TRIED!

THIS IS A BRITISH MOVIE STAR WHOM THE TSA PERVERTS ALSO TRIED TO FIT INTO THE FULL BODY SCAN MACHINE THEY WERE ARRESTED FOR  GETTING WOODY’S IN THE LINE OF DUTY.

****FEMALE TSI PERVERTS ATTEMPTED TO STRIP SEARCH MIKE TYSON AND FEEL UP HIS GROIN …HE  BIT THEIR HANDS  OFF AND ATE THEM WITH SOME “FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI!

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