WIKI LEAKS STRIKING FEAR INTO EVERYONE WITH A SECRET IN WASHINGTON AND AROUND THE WORLD ..WE’VE GOT SOM E WIKI-LEAK MEMOS WE’DE LIKE TO SEE REVEALED!! LIKE THE FACT THAT DICK CHENEY SECRETLY DIED A YEAR AGO AND IS AMERICAN’S FIRST ZOMBIE -EX-VICE PRESIDENT!
WE’RE NOT TOO EXCITED ABOUT THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF LEAKS ‘CAUS WE KNOW MOST OF THE REVELATIONS ALREADY…AND WE’RE JUST GETTING CONFIRMATIONS!
So Hillary spied on her rival secretaries of state?…So the Arabs wanted to nuke Iran?…so Afghanistan is totally corrupt?… So Putin is an invading ego-jerk who hearts Italian prime minister-pervert Berlusconi and SOVIET STYLE take overs and has nice breasts…so Lindsay Graham likes wearing his mothers frocks…These are the tame Wiki-Leaks…So Liz Cheney wants the creepy little pasty faced Aussie leaker dude shot at dawn preferably by another accidental fatherly blast of buckshot to the face?…TAME STUFF!!
Give us a break!!…we wanted to see the really crude Wiki–leak stuff like:
Johnny Carson had a bigger than life sized appendage or so says TMZ today……AND WHERE DID THEY GET THAT?? WIKI LEAKS of course…
REVEALED !!“George W. Bush liked to dress up as a girl scout and perform “good deeds” on Laura with camping equipment.Just more cross dressing…
We wanted the nitty gritty…
HERE’ ONE!! An internal memo stating that World War Three was prevented by Hillary Clinton agreeing to perform the dance of the seven veils for Kim Un …and after the first veil came off they called off the missile launch and decided on an early lunch while asking if they could get Pamela Anderson instead..
We wanted the leaked memo about the John Boehner plan to turn a section of the PENTAGON into a distillery.
We wanted the leaked memo about Bill Old Reilly and the executive committee of the “Vegas Poll Dancers Union “being caught in a Motel room with a midget .Michele Bachman ,a crucifix and a jar of Strawberry jelly.
The leak about Cliven Bundy marrying his AK47.
Ted Cruz’ father being caught speaking in the other kind of tongues with prostitutes.
Now those are the leaks we’re talkin’ about!!
But the memo we don’t have to have leaked is out there in plain sight for the entire world to see!
This is the memo outlaying the REPUBLICAN “anti- regular people” document that clearly states the intention of the Fascist puppet majority in the rampant obstructionist “Clown Congress.”
FROM: JOHN BOEHNER
TO: ALL GOP MEMBERS OF BOTH HOUSES.
It is your solemn duty to keep unemployment high and the poor and the war veterans in a low and weak place to make the impersonator of a President look like he’s an asshole.
It is imperative that you sit on your collective asses when the opposition tries to legislate anything that might benefit the average American family.
You must oppose Obama’s good ideas vehemently and claim it’s just another step towards “gay Muslim socialism” and the killing of grandparents ,babies and family pets.
It is imperative that we are in lock step agreement on our principals here as we are dedicated to one thing from now until 2016 and that is weakening of the uppity Kenyan black guy who is trying to pull down this great country of ours and inflict pain and suffering on our base core voters the average white racist and completely duped Christian families.
Failure to comply with this this memo will mean The Koch Brothers will withhold the Mercedes and the vacation to the Bahamas and you will not be invited to the Hooker intense Cross Burning barbecues anymore. We will send SARAH PALIN to your homes where she will wail like a Banshee And shoot your dogs.
I an Chris Bearde and I approve of this blog and now excuse me I have to take a leak…