” WE GIVE GREAT HEADLINES!”

 

“THE REPUBLICAN WAR ON WOMEN HEATED UP TODAY WHEN HERMAN CAIN WOKE UP AND WENT OUTSIDE”.

“THE REPUBLICAN WAR ON EDUCATION HEATED UP TODAY WHEN PEOPLE STARTED  READING BILL O’REILLY’S BOOK ABOUT LINCOLN.”

“JOHN HUNTSMAN’S CHANCES OF BECOMING BETTER KNOWN WERE ENHANCED TODAY WHEN HIS THREE DAUGHTERS ANNOUNCED THEIR NEW PLAYBOY CHANNEL  SHOW.”

“PANICKING REPUBLICANS HOLD EMERGENCY MEETINGS ON THE TERRIBLE NEWS ABOUT THE ECONOMY GETTING BETTER!”

“A FOX NON-NEWS COMMENTATOR WAS FIRED TODAY WHEN  HE ACCIDENTALLY READ A REAL FAIR AND BALANCED ITEM!”

“MITT ROMNEY’S CAMPAIGN TOOK A HIT TODAY WHEN IT WAS REVEALED THAT HIS GRANDFATHER HAD MARRIED AN ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS SOFTBALL TEAM.”

“MICHELLE BACHMANN ACCUSES MODERATE REPUBLICANS OF BEING NORTH KOREAN MUSLIMS!”

“HERMAN CAIN SAID TODAY THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT A COUNTRY IF YOU’RE GONNA NUKE IT!”

“WAL-MART INSTALLS ANTI-UNION ORGANISER ELECTRIC FENCES AND HIRES BLACKWATER PERSONNEL AS WAL-MART GREETERS!”

“WIKI LEAK MEMO REVEALS DICK CHENEY DIED IN 2006 AND IS KEPT ALIVE WITH THE PULSE OF A MUTANT RIGHT WING WAR CRIMINAL AND THE BLOOD OF A RAMPANT WYOMING BUFFALO.”

“GRETCHEN CARLSON HAS INJURED SIX PEOPLE IN HER ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS!”

PLANS WILL GO AHEAD FOR AN “ATHIEST THEME PARK”… MAJOR RIDE TO BE “THE NO FAITH BUNGY JUMP”

“JOHN McCAIN WAS AWAKENED IN THE SENATE TODAY AFTER DRIFTING OFF DURING ONE OF HIS OWN SPEECHES.

“NYC POLICE DENIED BEATING PROTESTERS UP WITH THEIR OWN LIBRARY BOOKS!”

“JULIAN ASSAGE CALLED WAR CRIMINAL BY WAR CRIMINALS!”

“CALLISTA GINGRICH FELL OVER TODAY UNDER THE WEIGHT OF HER OWN JEWELRY!”

***Question!!! Is this a photo shopped hoax or is it Anne Coulter’s actual new butt enhancement?

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