“FOXSEX NEWS!”…………………….

BLONDE NEWSCASTERS HAVE MORE FUN! 

As Fox News now thinks it has a new mandate to destroy information and truth and as they pat themselves on the collective ass cheeks about taking  down “Liberalism”….we can be sure those who deem to watch Fox will be assaulted with more blonde bimbo bacchanal! and this time it’s gonna get even sexier …and even more violent

When O’Reilly opens his trap to criticise sexuality and perversion..you can rest assured he’s gonna show sexuality and perversion for at least 5 minutes!!..with a mass of “documentary”footage of perversion and semi naked women… time that will never be dedicated on FOX to asking important questions like “why are we still fighting stupid expensive wars that we can’t win trying to save people who hate us?” …and ” WHO IN THE HELL DOES JOHN BOEHNER THINK HE’S FOOLING when we all know he’s a nincompoop of amazing burnt orange tomfoolery?”

BILL’L  GLADLY SHOW US VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN BUT NOT AGAINST CIVILIANS IN COUNTRIES WE’VE INVADED.

THIS IS WHAT RUPERT’S  GANG OF “RAIDERS OF THE LOST TRUTHS” WANT AS THEY WATCH THEIR RATINGS GROW HOURLY WHEN THE BLONDES LICK THEIR LIPS AND GO DOWN ON WHAT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO US…THEY’RE ALL OPTING FOR SOME KIND OF A PORNO VERSION OF POLITICS AND SOCIAL COMMENT. DAMN CLEVER REALLY…

It may not be news ..and it may not be the truth but it does bring a warm feeling to the loins of the Chuck Norris officianados… It means a great deal to the guys who got nasty rejection notices from E-Harmony.com!

It means a great deal to Brett Favre and his camera… to David Vitter and his diapers…and Elliot Spitzer and his knee-length sox!

Hubba Hubba !!..just look at those greasy thighs…Fox is Pimp! 

ABOVE IS A COMPOSITE OF CURRENT BLONDEs IN VIVID CALF AND THIGH ACTION!

BUT JUST GET A LOAD OF THE NEXT BATCH OF BIMBO’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE ON THE FOX NEWS SCENE !! THESE LADIES WILL DEFINATELY IMPROVE THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE  PREVERT NEWS  AND LONELY SINGLE BOZO CROWD.

“ALL NATURAL” ANNABELLE WILL BE WORKING ON  FOX FOREIGN AFFAIRS POSITIONS!

DEBBIE WILL BE WORKING WALL STREET ______________

AND TO COUNTER THIS WAVE OF  BOMBSHELLNESS AND POSSIBLE “NEWS BONDAGE” WE GIVE YOU CABLE NEWS’ CNN’S ANSWER IN THE FORM OF ACE REPORTER CANDY CROWLEY. RATINGS SEEM TO BE LESS IMPORTANT TO CNN THAN THE REAL NEWS!! 

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