“SCARLET’S NOT OSCAR BLOG”…………………..

******THE GLOBES…. ALL IT HAS GOING FOR IT IS A GORGEOUS WOMEN AND SOME PUNGENT POLITICAL JOKES….LET’S HOPE SCARLET IS THERE AGAIN THIS YEAR…EVEN IF SHE WERE A GUY SHE’D BE A HUNK…AND NOW FOR THE CRITIQUE…

FOR AN EVENING OF BAD TASTE… PLASTIC SURGERY AND OVER KILL MAY WE PRESENT TO YOU “THE ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS!”

CREATED BY INTERNATIONAL PRESS DRUNKS AND ATTENDED BY THE WORLD’S BIGGEST STARS…THEIR  AGENTS..PRODUCERS..DIRECTORS…WRITERS… GIGILOS…LIMO DRIVERS … HAIRSTYLISTS … AND YOUR HOST …THE LITTLE COCKNEY SCUMBAG RICKY GERVAIS!!

THE RICKSTER WAS ESCORTED FROM THE CEREMONY BY THE NATIONAL GUARD AFTER GETTING DEATH THREATS FROM FIFTY MAJOR STAR PRESENTERS AND SOME OF HIS CLOSEST RELATIVES FROM LONDON..

Highlights from the Globes here on this blog on our “not so serious days” include another shot of the Golden Globes we’ve grown to appreciate despite the rest of the show ..take it away again Scarlett!

SOME OF THE OTHER LOW-LITES OF THE SHOW INCLUDED THE PERSONAL DESTRUCTION OF THE NEW SPIDER MAN ACTOR (SOME UNKNOWN KID) WHO DESTROYED HIS CAREER BEFORE IT STARTS BY NOT BEING ABLE TO READ A TELEPROMPTER WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE SOMEBODY AUDITIONING FOR A ROLE IN A REALITY SHOW ABOUT THE TONGUE TIED.

Then there was Robert DeNiro’s acceptance written by Sarah Palin’s tweet writers!

Bobby looked about as interested in getting this award from THE FOREIGN PRESS BOOZE SOCIETY  as Mitch McConnell is in toning down the rhetoric  on his way to  attempting to destroying Obama!

It’s a wonder John Boehner didn’t show up to the Globes with all that free-flowing Hooch!

Just to keep us honest here’s a kinda sexuality explicit shot of the flavor of today..take it away again Scarlett”

SOME OF OUR STAFF OFFERED TO SHAVE SCARLETT’S LEGS BUT SHE’S KINDA LIKE A “DO-IT YOURSELF” GAL!  WE ALSO OFFERED TO DO HER PITS BUT SHE JUST SMILED CALLED A GUY CALLED CARMINE OVER AND WHEN WE REALIZED CARMINE HAD NO NECK BUT A BASEBALL BAT WE TOLD HIM WE WERE FROM TMZ AND WE WERE JUST LEAVING.

Just to make our point clear THE GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD SHOW is a bogus hunk of crap dreamed up by a small number of foreign critics who freeload around the World. They however hold a tremendous amount of power over the movie industry as their reviews in huge overseas markets like Europe, South America and Asia can make or break foreign box office. To make the Globes legit they nominate some dud movie as long as its got superstars in it so those star like all stars will show up..This year it was a dud starring Johnny  Depp and Angelina ..and there they were…knowing they didn’t have chance…their asses blackmailed…. aint show biz grand?

SAY “GOODNITE” SCARLETT!

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