“ENDLESS SHRIMP AT SIZZLER PLUS JOKES.”

Scase ChrisWE THOUGHT WE’D JUST GIVE YOU FOLKS SOME GOODS NEWS FOR A CHANGE.

THIS IS JUST A REMINDER ” ALL IS NOT LOST IN THE BATTLE OF AMERICA’S  SANITY.”

Ted Cruz will not run for President in 2016. He’s decided to form his own country “Tedlandia” and be its first Grand Wizard.

Michel Bachmann’s tenure on the Intelligence Committee is being challenged by a group of smart concerned Liberal three-year old’s.

Israel is still denying they are planning to “bomb bomb bomb Iran” and are claiming it’s all just a bad  bad bad John McCain quote written by unfunny unfunny unfunny Dennis Miller! 

Disqualifying herself from journalism…Fox ‘s blonde “over the top bimbo” Megyn Kelly is accusing Lindsay Lohan of being a “practicing Thespian.”

Palin is accusing Obama of “knowing too many big words!”

John Boehner has just been proclaimed: “the man with the worst record and color pigmentation” ever to run a Congress.

RUMOR MILL! “David Gregory has been secretly photographed sniffing David Koch’s soiled undergarments.”

The Obama Care site is now under attack by Southern Militia’s.

Fox News ‘ Roger Ailes has denied he posed for the original production artist’s rendition of JABAR THE HUTT.

As Christmas approaches the REPUBLICANS plan to photo shop “Dr. Seuss ‘s Grinch who stole Christmas” into “an OBAMA look-alike cancelling Tiny Tim’s medical plan.”

Eric Cantor is having mixed emotions…he’s a “Jew for Jesus” and a “Christian for Moses!”…this is pissing off the Buddhists…

Rush Limbaugh’s radio show has just been cancelled where intelligence has broken out.

Global warming is now seen as responsible for Judge Scalia’s latest meltdown.

So get on down to the Sizzler…for the good news about shrimp and stay logged to chrisbearde.com for the good news we’ve been waiting for amongst all the bad news which quite frankly is beginning to sound like a SGI 3D Horror Movie… and while you’re at it if you see any oil company execs. try hit and run…

                      “I run Wisconsin with an iron fist some wish it was up my ass!”

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