A year ago a reality show preacher who kissed snakes for God was bitten by a Rattler and went to meet his maker before he could pick up his residuals.
A couple of years ago Jerry Falwell spoke to GOD…Then he croaked. “Alien Ancient” Pat Robertson says he speaks to God and God tells him shit about how people should send his con artist fake Christian ass tax-free cash donations while telling crippled up old ladies they will rot in hell for using Obamacare.
So why shouldn’t God speak to me?
Well the other night right after I had a good laugh watching “The Sean Hannity Comedy Hour!” I opened the fridge to get a diet Doctor Brown’s and from out of a stick of Celery came the voice of God!!
The voice sounded a lot like a cross between Joy Bahar and Darth Vadar.
God told me something I had already surmised…
“THE DEVIL IS IN THE KOCH BROTHERS!”…
God told me the DEVIL had entered through their 1% buttocks during a double colonoscopy exam when they were radical Fascist teenagers hiding out in Argentina with escaped German war criminals masquerading as kindly bakers.
The Koch Brothers pact with the Devil made it possible for real evil to take charge of Congress….Ted Cruz and Rand Paul also received the same evil enema…and now next week possibly the SENATE also….
When “THE DEVIL IN THE KOCH BROTHERS” took hold the REPUBLICAN PARTY became a horrifying malevolent force and began to grow forked tails while setting out to destroy American education…old people…unions..fresh air …fresh fish..women…minorities, Hollywood, gays, gays in Hollywood, gays in drag, gays in television but not Ellen because they advertise on her show and more importantly gay World peace and eventually due to climate denial the gay World itself….
So I ask the question…God how did we get to this place?…There was silence…
NEXT WEEK THERE’S A POSSIBILITY THAT THIS COUNTRY WILL BE TURNED OVER TO INSANE PEOPLE WHO HATE MOST OF US WHO DON’T LIKE THE RICH SCREWING US AND THE CHRISTIAN EXTREMISTS TELLING US TO PRAY TO JESUS OR GO TO THE GATES OF HELL.
Forgive a foolish man for thinking the entire country is about to kiss a rattle snake….