“FOX NEWS GOES UP A NOTCH!”

***THIS BLOG HAS PROOF WHICH MAY BE DISPUTED BY THE FOX NEWS “TRUTH SQUADS”  It may be true or we could be putting you on..you be the judge and the Judge Judy.. we just bring you the visuals…

“WE SUSPECT  THAT DURING THE NOVEMBER SWEEPS TO GARNER HIGHER DEMOGRAPHICS IN THE “14 TO 85 YEAR OLD HORNY DUMB UNIFORMED MALE DEMOGRAPHIC” FOX BLONDES WILL REVEAL MORE THAN JUST THE CURRENT LIES ABOUT “SOCIALIST MUSLIM ANTI BOOTS ON THE GROUND” OBAMA AND HIS AMERICAN HATING LIBERAL SCUM.

MINI SKIRTS WILL BE EVEN HIGHER AND SHINY LEGS WILL BE MEGA OILED!!!

HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF WHAT MAY BE IN STORE.

.*** PRURIENT ALERT !!!..

THIS IS A MITE SEXIST!!!… BUT IT’S EARLY…

***THERE MAY BE NUDES AT ELEVEN!!!!

Right now its just legs legs and more legs..but what’s next?  Standby for THIGHS..and even ???

Double meanings will creep into serious news items… Like “Is that blind ambition in Ted Cruz’s pants or is he just happy to see Meygn Kelly?”

“The story about Mitch McConnell’s ‘constituents’ being the size of a Antebellum Mansion has yet to be verified.

Bill Clinton was seen in Texas last week at a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders audition participating in the hands on testing of one of the girls pom poms.

THE PROOF IS IN THESE RECENTLY RELEASE PUBLICITY SHOTS FROM THE ROGER AILES PERSONAL COLLECTION AND HAVE BEEN APPROVED BY BILL, SEAN AND STEVE DOOCEY.

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15 Responses

  1. They go to Walgreens, to have their legs oiled, as well as medical and beauty needs. Gretchen is going to deliver there.

    • this is funny….thanks for the comment…cb

  2. […] ONLY reason to watch FAUX News LINK "WE SUSPECT THAT DURING THE MAY RATING SWEEPS TO GARNER HIGHER DEMOGRAPHICS IN THE 14 YR OLD […]

    • thanks for the comment what ever it means..cb

  3. And the only thing the progressive/liberal/DONK TV can offer is Madcow and the View. Oh, yeah. Mika, that asexual near-blonde on Morning Joe.

    • what we need is some lefty t and a…this is a great idea….c b.

  4. First I ran into your blog…
    Reading everything…and really enjoying it…

    Keep it up Chris…we need more like you…

    Steve

    • thanks ..I’ve designed a cartoon book which will be out soon..look for it on Amazon…cb

  5. while i have no doubt that skirts are shortening up during sweeps, it doesn’t help your credibility to be posting images which i’m pretty sure are NOT current. E. D. Hill hasn’t been on FauxNews in ages, and the shot of Laurie Dhue’s ultra-mini not only looks photoshopped, but about 5-10 years old. she’s been on the airwaves pimping her book about being a lush, and she didn’t look like that!

    now if you’re using these pics as proof that Faux has done it in the past… “well that’s different… never mind”.

    • you’re so very picky when all we’re doin is getting a cheap laugh..but thanks for the comment.. cb

  6. they also need to show more cooter, hoohoo, tits, cleavage and ass if they want me ot watch that crap.

    more pushup bra type stuff

    if they could flash more crotch we wouldn’t complain either.

    and if they could talk dirty – maybe more time spent on anal sex and threesomes – that would be ideal

    • correcto mondo senor!!

  7. Sadly, the Fox News Porn website is no longer kept up to date:

    http://foxnewsporn.com/

    • pity…thanks for the comment

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