“CNN GOES SOFT PORN?”

What to do …what to do…what to do..what to do…what to do …what to do…what to do?”

IS PORN COMING TO RATING DEPLETED CNN? 

IS ZUCKER GOING SOFT?

It really had to come to this!!!

As the media war began to heat up between the endless unmitigated untruths of the O’Reilly /Hannity/Fox News Blonde Bimbos news cartel and their new upstart rivals in the art of endless right-wing falsehoods… CNN …it had to happen.. “something had to grift!” 

Where was CNN to go to win the red necked male oriented sexist battle of the perverted  “fair and balanced bad assed news boobs?” … 

Where to go to win “The war of the oiled leg poses?”… 

Where to go to win  The Blitzkrieg of  Bot-ox?” … “The attacks of  the layers of lying lip gloss?”

How to ‘Ho’ in on that “”Debbie Does Dallas Death to Democrats Demographic?”  

CNN ‘S current vampire queen Candy Crowley was not an answer… even though she’d lost 200 pounds of ugly Republican lock step.

No it has to be “Going Soft Core!!”…and the proof is right out there for public consumption on Showtime where recently the president of CNN’s Jeff Zucker was allegedly seen at the annual  “Adult Video News Awards” at the table reserved for Ron Jeremy and the nominees for “best three-way involving a farm animal”  

*** This sighting was not verified by any reputable news source but we think we have some still frames of Jim and Jeremy somewhere!”        

So there you have it folks and you read it here first..starting very soon Anderson Cooper will have his hands full keepin’ them honest …while Wolf Blitzer’s Situation room will be taking on some pretty extreme positions which might be good for the Jews and every one else!

As for Toy Boy Farrow they say he may  be joined on set by JELLO WRESTLING correspondence who’ll be bringing “breaking news” in five flavors with added whipped cream for news from Hollywood.

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