“VICE PRESIDENT TED NUGENT?”

IN THE CURRENT REPUBLICAN  EXTREMIST MINDSET TED NUGENT HAS BEGUN TO APPEAL TO GOP “MODERATES” AS A POSSIBLE CANDIDATE FOR VICE PRESIDENT in 2016.

It would appear that Ted’s platform of promising to shoot Democrats with rocket launchers and “feed their entrails to hungry assed ‘gators!!” is something closer to the way most GOP “moderates ” are feeling after their huge bought and paid for imitation victory over sanity.

Reached last night at his annual “Live Moose Skinning, bad spelling and automatic weapon worshiping barbecue… Ted said:

“Hey ..I may be a bigot ..but I’m no racist ..I  don’t give a flying f*ck where that bastard Obama was hatched .. and I don’t give a sh*t if he’s black or freakin green…he likes that freakin’ Smoky Robinson who sounds like a freakin’ high pitched loser with his balls cut off!” 

“Moderate” REPUBLICANS obviously agree with this Ted Nugent statement and his philosophy as they’ve started a website with the heading ” Kill Motown its a Gay Socialist Negro Crap Heap”

Nugent will make a major policy speech this coming week in which he will explain how he plans to take over every oil rich country in the world including his own “so gas will go down to 25 cents a gallon.” 

He will also start making lists of “blacks that like him” and will send an email to North Korea  telling it to go f*ck itself.  

Ted made this comment last night on each of his 300 appearances on all the channels in the World that like ignorant racist ex rock star bastards with the brains of peas. 

At a recent cross burning and militia open carry line dance festival Ted said: “These are my plain words ..words my simple-minded Republican bestie’s want to hear and can understand. I know how shit faced these local GOP people get because  I know Gary Busey… I have God and big f+cking automatic weapons on my side so I don’t need much of an intellect… just give me some Jack and an endangered species in my sites and I’m a rockin’ and rollin’ fool!

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