“TRUMP HOLE!”……………………………….


****INFOMERCIAL  TIME….THE CLAIMS MADE IN THIS COMMERCIAL ARE NOT THOSE OF THIS BLOG!!

CAMERA UP ON A  SALESMAN STANDING NEXT TO  HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY. 

SALESMAN:

Yes friend for that second home in the country where there is no plumbing you need the next greatest design in septic tanks.. “THE TRUMP HOLE!”

 You’ll never have to worry about overflow with the “TRUMP HOLE” ..it’s designed by its creator to be full of crap and still keep operating at full capacity.

You can order your “TRUMP HOLE”  in only one color… white!

“THE TRUMP HOLE” can not be bought in stores… but by calling this number 335 62373 within the next five minutes you can have “THE TRUMP HOLE” lowered into your front lawn for 200 easy payments of 29.95.  

And friends only a further fee of $200 for covering up the hole above your new state of the art septic tank  “The Trump Hole”  

And yes friends call within the next five minutes and you will receive  a year’s supply of Charmin and an autographed toilet seat from the inventor of “THE TRUMP HOLE”  himself…a man who confidentially says he can keep his sh*t together through thick and through thin…through smell and high water!

So order your “TRUMP HOLE” now and enjoy a life free of thinking things are just piling up under your nose.

It may be deep and dark and nasty down there…but so is Sean Hannity.

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One Response

  1. Trump for the win. If winning is like everything burning painfully down around you. I’m thirsty.

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