TRUTH IS ALWAYS FUNNIER THAN FRICTION…AND HERE ARE SOME ARNOLD JOKES FOLKS!!!
The GOVERNOR had his governor off for 10 years ago and the housekeeper kept mom!
Arnold was downstairs when he should’ve been upstairs!
Arnold used one muscle too many!
Arnold was just trying to keep up with the KENNEDY’S!
Arnold helped the help just a little too much!
Arnold was goosing when he should’ve been stepping!
Arnold’s business manager said “1o year..that’s a hell of a lot of overtime.!!”
We’ve heard of “in house productions” but this is ridiculous.
FOX will create a reality series called “REAL HOUSEKEEPER OF SACREMENTO.”
When reached the housekeeper said ” If you asked me I could write a book”
Maria said..” Arnold won’t be back!!”
Arnold will be up for “best the secretly supporting actor and governor” award.
Arnold has filed for custody of what’s left of his dignity.
Austria has excomunicated Arnold and will tear up his duel citizen papers.
Newt Gingrich asked Arnold if he need a friend who’d been through the same thing twice!
If they get back in… The GOP is offering Arnold a post as “Commisioner of Internal Affairs.”
Arnold proved to be a better actor than anyone th0ught..
Arnold gets custody of the movie of the week.
Arnold was able to terminate an economy and a marriage in 8 years
CAREER MOVE ?…..”CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR….”