“EXXONISED!”

LAST NIGHT WE CAN REVEAL THAT A MODERATE CATHOLIC PRIEST WAS CALLED TO PERFORM AN EXCORCISM ON THE CEO OF EXXON/ MOBIL.

Apparently the chief executive was discovered in the grand ballroom suite of the Biltmore Hotel in Houston Texas with his head turning completely around at a rapid 360 degrees…while he was projectile vomiting disgusting green muck onto the Mexican maid and a paramedic. 

The priest, Father Benedict, initial was thrown across the room by the Exxon Boss who seemed to have the strength of five Schwarzenegger’s in Arnold’s prime.  

The corporate boss screamed obscenities at the concerned house detective calling him a “Limp dicked Jesus dick loving faggot! dick!” 

There was a report that the Exxon number one man ran down the hallways of the hotel naked holding his penis in one hand with a picture of Sarah Palin in the other screaming “Drill Baby Drill!!”

When he was finally subdued and tied to a bed in a smaller suite..the priest discovered a 666 tattoo on his ass cheek also another which was an  illustration of a large oil derrick that appeared to go in between his buttocks ending up in his anus.

Father Benedict told reporters that “Exxon obviously had been taken over by Beelzebub , the Dark Knight and other forms from the depths of hell where the black devil oil oozes up to destroy bank accounts and the middle class!!

The priest is sure that the CEO’s possession was a portent of things to come as the world as we know it was being taken over by the forces of evil and their minions the Tea Party hell-hordes!! 

 And just in we have a further report of a Texaco executive growing a large forked tail and a Chevron chief account executive attempting to set fire to FRANKLIN GRAHAM’s pants…

THE DEVIL IS MANIFESTING EVERY WHERE AND SHE’S A BAD BAD GIRL!


                                                                                                                                                                          EVOIL IS HERE…

        

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