JEB BUSH AHEAD IN THE LATEST POLLS FORGET ABOUT IT! THE AMAZING RESPONSE TO SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS JUST ANNOUNCED CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT IS MAKING MAIN STREAM REPUBLICANS AND TEA BRAGGERS NERVOUS NELLIE’S.
SPONGE BOB’S MORE THAN RADICAL APPROACH TO AMERICA’S PROBLEMS IS TAKING ON AN EVEN MORE FANATICAL TONE AS HE REALIZES HOW THE TEA PARTY DOESN’T THINK THE MAINSTREAM REPUBLICANS ARE EXTREMIST ENOUGH..HE’S GOT MORE RED MEAT FOR THEM!
We know of his promise to burn Hillary and Bill at the stake if elected but what of his new promises.
BELOW IS A LIST OF MORE OF HIS RADICAL IDEAS FOR “CHANGING THE FACE OF AMERICA ”
#1. Wal-Mart to replace the government.
#2, Liberals to be given 24 hours to get out-of-town.
#3. Military Drones to use Public Schools as target practice.
#4. Only great looking white Christians babes allowed to get pregnant by great looking white hard bodies.
#5. Pat Boone to be made Pope.
#6. The Koch Brothers to be awarded Florida as their summer home.
#7. Anybody who gets sick…too bad..anyone who has a heart attack ..die!!
#8. Repeal of the ban on trans fat.
#9 Lift of all controls on purchase of home rocket launchers, surplus tanks and water boarding paraphernalia.
#10. The privatization of air.
#11.A heavy fine for driving a hybrid.
#12.The cross country tour of the public caning of Rachel Maddow.
#13 The starting of wars with countries Sarah Palin never heard of .
#14 The White House to be renamed “THE ONLY WHITES HOUSE!”
Meanwhile reached at the Playboy Mansion Sponge Bob Square Pants vice presidential pick Hugh Hefner said: “When ever Sponge Bob comes over the Playmates like to take him into a communal bath with them so they can squeeze the Dejesus out of cute little dangerous fanatical anarchist.”
“WAKE UP AMERICA…YOU NEED A FANATICAL LUNATIC IN THE WHITE HOUSE TO SHAKE THIS COUNTRY INTO SUCH A STATE OF DISREPAIR AND CORRUPTION THAT IT CAN BE TAKEN OVER BY MEXICO WHERE THEY GROW ALL OUR DOPE AND OUR HELP.”