CHRISTIAN AIRLINES.”……………….

AS AIRLINES BECOME MORE AND MORE NICHE ORIENTED A GROUP OF SOUTHERN MINISTERS ARE USING THEIR TAX EXEMPT PROFITS TO START A NEW EXCLUSIVELY CHRISTIAN AIRLINE.

THE FIRST FLIGHT OF “WING AND A PRAYER AIRWAYS” WILL BEGIN OPERATIONS NEXT MONTH!

Reached in his office above “THE CHURCH OF SNAKE KISSING” in downtown Biloxi …The chairman of the NEW NICHE AIRLINE…  the very Reverend Lee Roy Stone-Brothers explained the perks and lurks for WAAP Airways passengers.

***Free milk , cookies and baptism in the economy lounge before take off.

***Flight attendants serving five varieties of loaves and fish.

***”In plane” Exorcist on every flight.

***’Colored people’ detectors at airports.

***Atheists to be seated in the last three rows…and when ever possible in middle seats next to screaming babies.

***In Flight movies only feature Pat Boone.

***Interior cabin design by the Billy Graham family.

***First class passengers get free ‘blood of Jesus’ vintage wines.

The popular “Mormon multi wife” discount rates.

All pilots ordained Baptist ministers.

Flight attendants give “pre flight Ten Commandments of air safety.”

Computer screen readouts of how much closer to God passengers are than when they’re on the ground.

Special segregated flights for Blacks, Koreans, Filipinos, Hispanics, Vietnamese, Gays and Atheists all  flights on well-preserved World War 2 bombers.

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2 Responses

  1. LOL! I especially like the “Mormon multi wife” discount rates.

  2. thanks for the comments Madeleine
    it makes the work worthwhile

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