“GOV.CHRIS CHRISTIE JOKE FESTIVAL!”

IS IT FAIR TO PICK ON A POLITICIANS PHYSICAL APPEARENCE ? YEAH IF IT GOES WITH HIS POLICIES AND YOU WANNA GET A FEW CHEAP LAUGHS SO YOU FEEL BETTER….
Christie ‘s tailor had to take a three-week vacation to recover from finishing a pair of the governor’s pants.

Christie’s hatred of public schools was exposed today when he threatened to eat one!

Christie’s tough guy bullying tactics were exposed today when he told his 70 old mother her health care days were numbered. 

When Christie stands by the side of his house he looks like the side of his house.

Christie insists he’s not running for PRESIDENT…he may try walking…its much easier on the ankles.

Christie will have a quick hamburger with his staff tonight before eating 12 more with some strangers.

Christie says if he ever runs for PRESIDENT one of his first tasks will be to intern all vegetarians and
“break the back of Weight Watchers.”

Christie’s hold on the New Jersey legislature is weakened by the five-hour lunches  

Christie has promised not to send the State’s limos for his campaign appearances with Snooki.

Christie was going to make a guest appearance on Jersey Shores but they couldn’t afford the additional wide-angle lenses. 

CHRIS CHRISTIE….A grotesque overweight lumbering heartless hypocritical gangster like bully, losing popularity by massive anti-people legislative moves who constantly goes against the grain of the general public opinions polls…the perfect 12 bedroom 7 bathroom, with a bowling alley model home 

“Okay Jose this is the size of the Burrito..anything smaller and Carmine here will waste your whole family”

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