“A SPONGE BOB SEX SCANDAL?”

****A POPULAR BEARDE’S EYE VIEW BLOG REPEATER!!!!***************************

AN UPDATE ON THE PRESIDENTIAL BID OF SPONGE BOB..AS IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS ONE!!!

POSSIBLE SEX SCANDAL MIGHT HURT SPONGE BOB’S CHANCES TO BE AMERICA’S FIRST BATHROOM ACCESSORIES PRESIDENT!!

We have it on good authority that there is a fake hacked photo of the huge controversial  “Sponge Bob’s” bulge in his “Square Pant’s”.

Even the caption…”Did you take a really hot shower or are you just pleased to see Bob?”…is a childish TEA PARTY  FAKE joke.

Reached at the Hugh Hefner mansion ..Bob’ choice for vice president… and in between playing water sports with  Miss June and Miss April… Sponge Bob showed righteous indignation… threatening to call his lawyers for “defamation of underwater animation characters”

Bob’s election committee told us that they hope this kind of bulging “Square Pants!” prank won’t hold much water and will get drained away with other news like rICK santorum enjoyed sex in 1996 for a fleeting moment.

Sponge Bob’s plan for his bus tour of the “BED, BATH and BEYOND” stores across this great land is still on and he assures his fanatical followers that the campaign will be “squeaky clean” and Bob …unlike Sarah Palin .. has a SQUARE PANTS grasp of America history. 

He will  stress his right-wing messages including…

“JUST LIKE BENEDICT ARNOLD… Liberals ,Socialists and public school kids never shower.” 

“I do not have a bulge in my Square Pants but I have a hard on against MSNBC bath scum!”

” I know many of you people ‘s homes are underwater..but where I come from that may not be a bad thing!”

“You can’t vote for a Mormon..its unhealthy…too many of them get in a tub at the same time!”

“Would you bend over and pick up a bar of soap in the locker room with Rick Santorum?”

“I’ll be telling Newt Gingrich..if you can’t come clean about the $500,00 Tiffany’s bill you’re all washed up !!

“To the Donald…underneath all your Trump hair is a mountain of con artist’s flaky dandruff waiting to get out! 

****Bob’s spokespeople say the “SPONGE BOB BULGING SQUARE PANTS sex scandal will absorb the bad PR and will squeeze it sry and put it out in the Sun……Bob will jump the shark…and catch that big wave to victory!!

Sponge Bob also stated that if “Bay Shrimp” HARVEY LEVIN and TMZ continue to PRINT lies about the size of his  Square Pants pants “bulge” he will turn HARVEY into bad animation and have him eaten by his pal Sylvester the Cat.

“I HAVE FAMILY VALUES THE BULGE IN MY SQUARE PANTS IS CREATED BY CHRISTIAN ANIMATORS”


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