“PANIC!”

A queasy feeling is coming over the GOP when it checks out Mitt Romney as its front-runner  It beginning to realise that little Mitt’s father GEORGE was born in a Polygamist colony in Chihuahua MEXICO and that may make the CHRISTIAN RIGHT BASE be looking for a squeaky clean JESUS LOVING alternative…rather than the son of Satan!.

A 21st Century history buff in high heels maybe riding into the picture on a Caribou screaming in that high-pitched voice.. “THE MORMONS ARE COMING ..THE MORMONS ARE COMING!! ”

Lock up your teenage daughters ..the Polygamists are amongst us!!

THE SPAWN OF SATAN is the front-runner …beware of graduates of Brigham Young!   You know you can’t trust the Osmond Brothers and that Marie she has so many Mormon children she doesn’t know what to do!!

And there’s not just one of the “DEVILS’ DISCIPLES” possibly running..what about that other guy who was in China..John Huntsman..he was some big wig in Utah…and we all know what goes on “behind closed enclaves” and gated multi-marriage communiites…it was alL there on “BIG LOVE!”.. and if it’s on television its the truth!

This guy Huntsman is actual pro choice!!!…Holy MOTHER of Jesus !!…Even if he is good-looking and wear a suit and is whiter that a loaf of  Wonder Bread  … he’s evil..evil …evil!

But then fellow Christians there’s this other thing..The Muslim fake American Black in the White House. The usurper..the  socialist anti-white illegal lowlife. …We have may have  to make a choice if the American REPUBLICAN voters in Iowa and New Hampshire are foolish enough to make the Mormon son of Satan their FAVORITE for President.

WE CHRISTIAN PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE WHITE SATAN OR THE BLACK SATAN AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT JESUS WANTS US TO DO EVEN IF THERE ISN’T REALLY AN ANGEL MORONI.

Even if Mitt Romney is really a Liberal under his long underwear ..even if he was a leader in health care reform before flip-flopping and not making any sense just so he could get our vote..even though we know he has the charisma of a comatose PAT BUCHANAN…We’d still have the make the Faustian decision….

Caus’ we cannot ever have a representative of a previously heathen race telling us Christians what to do with our precious exceptional lives.

Amen and Amen!  Thank You JESUS!!

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