“POT NEWS!”

_40087392_gurn203POT NEWS UPDATE. July  2014…

Colorado crime goes way down …as economy goes  way up ..Fox News confused by good news

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Washington State gets ready to legalize recreational pot they plans to open adult recreational pot  parks with teeter totters that take you to your inner teeter and slides that let it slide .

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Won’t be long before the tobacco companies  get hip. The Marlboro’ man will soon be getting high with a little help from some MENDICINO home grown.

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VERMONT VOTES “YES” ON LEGALIZING …GOVERNOR HAS A COW BUT WILL SHE BE A TREE IN THE GANJA FORREST?

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HARRY REID HEARTS MEDICAL WEED .JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED.

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JERRY BROWN SAYS “LETS DO IT”…LET”S TOKE A GIANT STEP FORWARD IN CALIFORNIA,..

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NANCY GRACE MAKES A FOOL OF HERSELF SAYING POT LEADS TO MURDER AND MASS SHOOTINGS…DISS GRACEFUL!!

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“COLORADO GOES LEGAL!! MASSIVE CROWDS BUY WEED!”

“THE SKI SLOPES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AS SKIERS TRY SKIING UP THE MOUNTAIN!”

“COLORADO SPRINGS WILL CHANGE IT’S NAME TO COLORADO BONGS!”

“DENVER WAL-MART HIRING OLD HIPPIE GREETERS!”

“THE BRONCOS SIGN WOODY HARRILSON AS A MEDICAL ADVISER.”

52% of Americans now think pot should be legalized…once it is 100% of the deficit will go up in smoke.

It is easier to buy weed in California now than get to the beach during summer.

There’s a report of a new strain of pot that allows you to enjoy 3D movies without using glasses.

Uruguay’s legalized marijuana sales will sky rocket with the news that buyers will be able to buy a gram, for a dollar.

The economy of Uruguay is destined to take over from the US and China in two years.

They plan to run cars on weed within a year…these cars will not go very fast but will be mellow even in an accident.

Snoop Lion will be appointed ambassador to Uruguay and will toke residence in Montevideo.

They will plant a plant in his honor.

Watched the finale of Newsroom last night and realized the big joke which others probably have already…JANE FONDA owns the network…its called ACN ..the fictional version of CNN created and owned by her ex Ted Turner…and in the last episode of the year JANE is higher than a kite in a Hurricane. She’s extolling the virtues of Mary…A tribute to the fact that Ted is a major toker and thought up an entire cable network news net while in a stoned bliss….YEAH MOMMA!!

Texas S.W.A.T.team raids organic farm and confiscates tomatoes and arrests farmer for outstanding traffic ticket. Tax payers to foot $20,000 bill. Tomatoes to be returned to the farm …Officers faces redder than  the confiscated crop.

CNN ‘S Resident Doctor San-jay reverses course and says weed is good after saying weed is bad..thing was he was smoking bad weed ’till he hooked up with Snoop Lion.

Back in Texas highway patrol peeps are becoming obsessed with pulling young women over and searching their vaginas for pot. So far they’ve pulled four cars over and searched at least six vaginas.. They have found zero pot but one of the cops had a premature ejaculation and soiled his shorts.

Meanwhile in Jamaica the cops have been pulling drivers over and arresting them for not having a stash with them.

Snoop Lion was rushed to hospital when he was found in Hollywood wandering about straight….

Bill Maher said in Pittsburg this week that if somebody could show him that if Jesus smoked weed he might consider not being an atheist and would just be an agnostic.

Keith Richards will announce in his memoirs that during his lifetime he has smoked a forrest.

Just in case there’s an intelligent politician out there …we present the case for legalizing Marijauna.

Tomorrow if there was an independent third-party called say ” THE BONG PARTY” and its most important policy change was to make sure that “THE WEED” was legalized..we believe once its leaders had made their case they would beat the shite out of the weak corrupt “DEMI-CRATS” and the incompetent and even more corrupt “CORP-PUBLICANS.”

The Bong Party would run on the simple fact that by legalizing Mary Jane America would kill off its debts to China and the rest, put  HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS  of people to work and get us back to being the #1 country in the World!

Here’s why the deficit disappears. Folks that will be buying the legal pot won’t give a shit about paying the “HIGH”sales tax to get it!

THE TAXES ALONE WILL SEND THE DEFICIT UP IN SMOKE IN A MATTER OF MONTHS…

Legalizing pot would put millions of people to work. The growers , the growers suppliers, the trucking industry ,the paper products industry. Real Estate , the farming industry, and organic pesticides companies would flourish. …And on top of that the food industry would explode with sales of Cheetos, Twinkies and Mars Bars going through the roof.

War would stop almost immediately due to lack of occupational desire.

MEXICO and THAILAND would become the richest nations in the World.

MEXICANS would return to their native country opening up 120,000,000 menial jobs of our of work American office workers who were sitting at home watching Judge Judy.

Rock n’ Roll will make a comeback and The Bong Party could nominate Woody Harellson for President.

Even the most avid television viewers would start seeing what a pile of sh*t Fox News is …and REALITY TV will be history..as the public demands  70’s style variety shows with tits and ass and stupid jokes!!!

Geraldo will make a comeback in a NEHRU JACKET and beads….and the police will be driving around in Volkswagen Patrol vans.

VOTE “BONG PARTY” AND GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDS!

ITS THE AMERICAN THING TO DO…LET’S SHOW THAT PAUL RYAN AND THOSE DEFICIT HAWKS THE WAY TO GET OUR COUNTRY BACK WITHOUT KILLING OUR OLD PEOPLE AND SHUTTING OUR PUBLIC SCHOOL KIDS OUT …THE BONG PARTY SAYS …ITS VALUES BEGIN WITH THE FAMILY!

THE FAMILY  THAT TOKES TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER!

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One Response

  1. George Washington said it’s America’s cash crop bottom line :\

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