“CONGRESS VOTING TO KILL COMEDY?”

 

 

 

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THE OMINOUS FEELING THAT MANY IN THE COMEDY FIELD HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING LATELY HAS NOW EXPLODED INTO REALITY! THERE IS A STRONG RUMOR THAT BOEHNER’S BRIGADE WILL VOTE TO STOP COMEDY IN THE UNITED STATES.

Its been coming for a while as a sense of humor since Bob Hope died has left the conservative building.

This “murdering” of comedy was attempted RECENTLY over at Fox News when Chris Wallace tried to match satirical barbs with the rampant articulate comedian Jon Stewart.

 To put it plainly Jon cut Chris a new one..and was able… on Fox News itself …to tell the world that Chris was “insane! and his network was a one directional passage to a conservative hell hole…

UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY REPUBLICANS of course are everywhere saying sh*t that only larger hairy apes might find amusing. Just looking at Mitch McConnell can make many people chuckle…he really does look like a constipated turtle. Ted Cruz’s  father has Cuban humor down Fidel was always such a laugh riot.

We all know that the GOP (all in) have the sense of humor of Lithuanian coal miners…

But now we’re finding out they’re about as thin-skinned and confused as SARAH PALIN is when confronted with intelligence.

There are however many GOP clowns that keep on giving…we should remember they may vote to kill comedy in The House…but comedian  AL FRANKEN is in the Senate and he was powerfully funny before there was a Palin , a Bachmann, or a Rand Paul to have us rolling around the floors of our living rooms.  Jim DeMint is always good for a laugh, like this week he said something about slavery not being dead… Jim’s brain however is as dead as the South’s chances of rising again.

 As for the Bible you can search both testaments and there isn’t a joke in it so help me……Sodomy yes…baby killing yes…mass genocide  yes…But nothing like:”Did you hear when Jesus fed the masses with a loaf and a fish nobody even left him a lousy tip!” Now there are some great passages and quotes in the Good Book which we can all live by but the again Lott did not say “Take my Pillar of Salt Please!”

Fortunately the Senate will block this kill comedy legislation and Joan Rivers will be able to afford a new face again.

The Chris Bearde School of Comedy

The Chris Bearde School of Comedy

 

   

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