” THE CHARISMA OF DRY WALL?”

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If any of the politically oriented viewers across the country have sleep apnea or any other sleep depriving symptoms deciding who the GOP will run for President  as of now it appears to be “none of the above”

THE FIELD IS MEDIOCRE TO SAY THE LEAST.

The arrogant guy “would bees” all in the same suits vie daily for the honor of putting down the first black President with vile racist innuendo and endless obstructions to the economic revival of their country.

In their blind hatred of “intelligence in a colored person” they offer no solutions other than: “If we get rid of the Muslim freak things will be betters immediately !”

As John ‘Sue ’em’ Boehner continues to go a darker shade of Magenta and the establishment GOP guys in suits start to lose their hair pieces in panic…the powers that be are desperately seeking ,not Susan, but an extremist right-knight in shining armor to appear and lead them out of the valley of desperation and into God’s light..of course the Christian Right’s idea of God…

Joel Osteen has declined as it would stop him from making $650,000 a day off the backs of the people who want to go to heaven through his tourist bureau.

Perry is however some form of Koch-Tea-God figure that the really stupid might possibly be leaning towards….

Yes… Rick Perry the governor of the angry white State of TEXAS who during a debate forgot his own talking points…

These powers that be are “clutching at the straw men again.”of course..

As we check out the current field of hopefuls we can see that this next group  have the combined candidate charisma of cold wet spaghetti in a leaky Olive Garden take away box.

They have the combined excitement of a Dick Cheney family picnic.

PERHAPS MITT AGAIN? 

PERHAPS “THE CLARK KENT OF FOOLS” RICK PERRY?

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If America wants another TEXAS governor who will screw the deficit, is a born again wimp, sends troops to fight in wars he makes up and hires his version of  God as his head speech writer then they’re living in the short attention span theater of life.

Rick Perry’ answer to the major problems of our time is to lay back and let God take a hand. Perry says he’s been “ordained by God ” for the job of making America “free again” so  God can rule.

This means as far as we can tell that the rest of America can rot in hell or at MSNBC which is hell of earth as far as they’re concerned, along with the Harry Potter witchcraft series and Obama care.  

So in our opinion this God guy knows where the “extra charisma” is at but he’s not gonna give it to any of these  crazy folks with the fake glasses and smiles and the jingoistic platitudes and vicious racist undertones….

Remember according to reports His son was a Jew. He ‘s saving up all the real charisma for the return of his kid…the one and only !!!

 

s-TEXAS-BUDGET-DEFICIT-large300 IF I WAS PRESIDENT I’D MAKE TEXAS INTO AMERICA AND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY CAN GO F*CK ITSELF…

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