“HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS!”

THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!!…IS THIS THE BEST THEY HAVE A CRAZY CULT GUY FOR THEIR CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT? THIS MAKES A SENILE OLD SCROOGE LIKE JOHN McCAIN LOOK LIKE IRON MAN!  OH NO…DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN ITS ………

“THE ATTACK OF THE LATTER DAY SAINTS!!”

How did this Mormon assault on America happen?  

HERE ARE SOME STARTLING THEORIES FROM THEOLOGICAL STUDENTS FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY OF HOW THIS MORMON PHENOMENON HAPPENED.

“The Angel Moroni has come back to earth on the request of founder Joseph Smith who runs a school for ascended wayward girls in his version of heaven.”

“The Angel Moroni is jumping into TEA PARTIER’S souls & miraculously making them want to vote for wearing MAGIC  underwear even when taking a bath and never to want another Coke as long as they live.     

” The success of “Big Love” on HBO and the Tony award-winning play “Book of Mormon” has made people get warm and fuzzy about the multiple marriage of old perverts to young innocent teenagers!”  

“Mormon Marie Osmond Neutra System diet foods have been genetically altered to make people think that Mitt has charisma.”

” The subliminal MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR messages on their recordings that when played backwards make people think that even talking about gay marriage gives you an incurable genital rash.”

” The slogan that appeals to many undereducated male voters that reads “What’s so wrong with having a large compound full of fresh young babes that think your penis is God!”

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 There are many more theories but the fact that nobody has dared to ask Mitt so far to explain how Joseph Smith found these golden plates and took down all the info about JESUS coming back to the States and the rest of the stuff and the somehow lost them..

If we were SEAN HANNITY or Greta that’s the baloney factor we’d like to clear up.

Mormons cannot count on the gay vote, the black vote, the intelligent woman’s vote, the monogamy vote, the atheists vote, the Catholic vote , so that leaves at least 200,000,000 for the Angel Moroni to convert. 

A FINAL ILLUSTRATION OF A THEOLOGICAL VISUAL!

“HI..I’M THE ANGEL MORONI AND I WANT YOU TO VOTE FOR MITT OR GOD WILL GIVE YOU BLEEDING PILES FOR EVER AND EVER …AMEN!!”

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