“FOX BLONDE BIMBO’S TRASH TALK JON STEWART!”

ITS COME TO THIS!!

THE JON STEWART INTERVIEW TAKE DOWN OF CHRIS WALLACE ON FOX NEWS IS BRINGING  OUT THE BIG BUNS!

RUPERT HAS ORDERED THE FOX BLONDE BIMBOS TO GREASE UP THE LEGS…PUT ON THE PUSH UP BRAS AND TRASH TALK THE LITTLE COMEDY CENTRAL UPSTART INTO BIMBO OBLIVION….

“RUPERT HAS ASKED ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF THE LITTLE HUNCHBACK STEWART.. I WOULDN’T LAUGH AT HIS JOKES IF THEY PAID ME $1,000 … BUT ASK ME IN THE $40,000 RANGE AND THROW IN A TRIP TO MONACO.”

“Jon Stewart is a wimpy little stand up comic… the last time anything  of  his “stood up” without the aid of Viagra was 1992!”

“I went on a blind date once and my date was Jon Stewart …one look at him and I wish I’d really been blind.”

“Jon Stewarts show is so boring I had to decide whether to tune in or watch some paint drying.”

“Jon Stewart has the combined sex appeal of the living dead and Gov. Chris Christie …hey Stan you like the greased legs?”

“If Jon Stewart is funny then we’re nothing but two bimbo’s with greased up legs and apsolutely no business being in News!”

“I’m not from Fox News but I have a news show on Italian TV… and I think Jon is kinda cute… he can kiss my ricotta  any time.”

EDITORS NOTE.. ***She really does have her own news show on Italian television.

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