‘LADY GAGA WEARS SUSHI!”

REPEAT BLOG !!!

To counter the bad publicity surrounding the JAPANESE accusations that she was not transparent in her charity dealings raising money for tsunami victims Lady Gaga will start wearing a specially designed see thru CALIFORNIA ROLL to the hearings

The main stream Japanese press say she plans to appear at the hearings with her security guards dressed as Soft Shell Crabs and her attorney will wear a suit made out of Tuna Sashimi.

Her manager reached in New York tells the press this is not a publicity stunt meant to distract from the actual proceedings but a genuine peace-offering to those people who found her meat dress offensive.

Lady Gaga points out that both the meat and the fish are organically grown as are her security guards!

To make things even better Gaga will do a free concert for the Earthquake victims where she will be dressed as Godzilla and simulate stomping on the “gay bashing Fox News Studios” in New York City and breathing liquid fire up “old gay bashing Pat Robertson’s” ass.

Lady Gaga is innocent…she’s a great humanitarian and in a pinch she can have herself for supper.

” I WEAR A THREE COURSE DINNER OR NOTHING AT ALL!”

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