“FOX BLONDES GET HACKED!”

Is nothing sacred any more?  ..Oky having a beer while Hannity’s raving on…but not this!!!!! 

“THE FOX BLONDE HAVE BEEN HACKED!! 

There are reports out today that RUPERT MURDOCH’S recent London hacking scandals have reached these shores!

The unscrupulous media baron’s reporters have been hacking into the private phone conversations of their own blonde newscasters. 

Understandably the Blondes feel betrayed by their own news outlet. We were able to get some comments from the Blondes but they’re strictly off the record.  

BLONDE COMMENTS.

” This makes me so mad I want to stick a stiletto heel in somebody’s nasty little snooping nuts!”  

” Well I hope they didn’t record the conversation when I told Hannity he couldn’t have my soiled underwear for his collection.”

” All I said to Bill Reilly was :Why go to Thailand when there’s a blonde Smorgasbord in your very own fair and balanced news room! ”

” I didn’t mean it when I called that weirdo loser Steve Doocy guy a man with a tiny brain and a penis the size of  his tiny brain and as flaccid as a Dennis Miller joke.”

” That wasn’t me asking the doctor for a Kim Kardashian buttock enhancement …it was my sister!”

” There must be a mistake I have never called George Clooney and asked him if he knew what I was wearing.”

” It wasn’t moi that said that stuff about Roger Ailes standing outside the Fox Studios in nothing but a raincoat and long black sox when it wasn’t even raining ” 

” I never called Elizabeth Hasselbeck  so dumb the Lobotomy made her smarter.”

” I was not the blonde that groped Lawrence O’ Donnell at a press lunch that was Anne Coulter!”

REACHED IN THE UK RUPERT MADE THIS STATEMENT REGARDING THE HACKING ALLEGATIONS.

” We have not and will never hack our blondes!!..We catigorically deny ever having anything to do with the private parts of any of them.” 

He went on to say:

“Their private parts belong to them to sell or do what ever they like with them”.

And continued:

“As long as there are micro mini skirts and an ample supply of willing Fox anchorman ready to oil their legs and thighs for them we will never surrender!!  ” 

BELOW IS A RARE REAR VIEW OF THE FOX NEWS BLONDE “NUDE NEWS CHARITY RIDE” TO RAISE FUNDS TO HELP THE RECENTLY FIRED STAFF OF THE UK “NEWS OF THE WORLD” PAPER.

    PROCEEDS TO GO TO FIND JOBS FOR “THE UNSCRUPULOUS”

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