NANCY GRACE JOKES.

 The 2nd annual “NG JOKE FESTIVAL” THANK YOU FOR YOUR PAST PATRONAGE. 

Nancy Grace has just been awarded first place in the new X Games event” Jumping to Conclusions”

“Nancy Grace today had her cat arrested for covering up a bunch of “suspect shit” in the backyard.

Nancy Grace denies flying a helicopter all over everywhere looking for something suspicious.

Nancy Grace is being treated by a chiropractor for joint damage from too much shooting from the hip.

Nancy Grace has just accused the postman of not delivering the right decisions.

Nancy Grace has been awarded the “Mother  F%#&* Mouth of the South” award this month.

Nancy Grace thinks everybody is guilty until proven innocent and even if they’re proven innocent they’re still guilty and deserve to die die die…

Nancy Grace’ has just accused her hair stylist of murdering her high lights.

Nancy Grace demographics are consistently the 35 to 65 blood lust crowd.

Nancy says she’s gonna take a well-earned rest between reporting “disgusting bloody monstrous murders”, she plans to watch some lethal injections executions in Texas and a beheading  in Saudi Arabia.

Nancy spends quality family time with her husband cowering in a corner.

Nancy likes to sit in her home entertainment center with her twins and watch The Texas Chain Saw Massacre trilogy!

Nancy ‘s TV guest lawyers have filed suit against her in a class action to prevent her from letting them finish a sentence.

A grateful Nancy once said “Without child killers” where would I be?”

Nancy accused America of being guilty last night.

Nancy hated the ending of 12 Angry Men.

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“DRESSED TO SEND PEOPLE UP THE RIVER” 

 

 

 

 

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