***STARTING WAY OFF BROADWAY WE’RE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCED OUR LATEST CHRISTMAS MUSICAL PLAY***
***** ” THE KOCH BROTHERS GRIMM!” *****
THE VIBRATO AND SOME SONG PREVIEWS.
We meet an impressionable young man who grew up from birth watching nothing but Fox News.
Steve’s only contact with the outside world was when his right wing single mother’s home schooling allowed him to read the new testament once a month in between the other books like Hitler’s “Mein Kampf” and Ayn Rand’s “Fountainhead.”
We meet Steve while he’s sitting in his room playing violent video games and beating off to Fox News Blonde’s oiled legs and being angry at Fox News constant “black Obama” put downs.
Steve sings the title song to the musical:
“IF IT’S 1% IT’S MY PROPAGANDA !”
“As I sit here in mindless indoctrination….
I only know Fox News and masturbation….
I have found my niche…its a right wing niche…
I’m a sucker, I’m a sucker for the filthy rich!!”
(REPEAT AS HE DANCED ON HIS BED)
His mother Coral is a Fundamental Christian woman living on her Social Security and Medicare payments but wants to blow up the government because nasty old Bill O’ says she should.
She sings the plaintive ballad :
“I DID IT THEIR WAY!”
“Please God relieve me of my tensions..
Keep the lousy government’s hands off my pensions!!
Obama doesn’t t know what he’s doing.
If he raises the minimum wage we’ll all be ruined!”
I’ll eat fatty junk food and drink diet coke.
Global warming and Monsanto warnings what a dumb ass joke.”
Finally Steve and his mommy venture out into the real world one day and are shocked to see there are people of other colors walking around not robbing raping and killing.
They knew about the “Anti-Christ Socialist African born faker Obama” and the”successful black basket ball players and football players and nice Allan West”… but all these others walking around the streets free, listening to music and not being in internment camps?…this was hard to believe.!
Some of the people of color ACTUALLY had good paying jobs!!…and who are all those illegal brown people everywhere who seem to think they owned the place…wow!
Steve and his mommy become very angry when it appeared their trusted and beloved 1% rich white people didn’t own absolutely everything totally as they expected.
They meet the wicked “Koch Brothers Grimm” who give them magic beads that the “Koch Brothers Grimm” say will make them rich and very powerful without having to get a government job…
However the magic beads don’t work .
They sing the other plaintive song:
” OH SH*T WE’RE SUCH LOSERS!”
“We’ve been duped by the Fascist Brothers!
We’re brainwashed morons like thousands of others!
We’d go back home but we’ve been foreclosed
Those heartless bastards!… now we’re really hosed!”
In their moment of revelation Steve meets a kindly gray headed benevolent guy called Bernie Saunders and he sings to them:
“DO NOT DESPAIR ‘CAUS YOU GOT A HAIR!”
“All is not lost in this endless battle..
Just don’t listen to MEYGN KELLY’s endless prattle..
She’ll tell you Santa’s white and Jesus was too
When both of them were actually Jews..
The Koch Brothers Grimm can’t kill Democracy,
And Fox News is the epitome of hypocrisy,
Now you’re apart of the 99 percent…
Have a merry old Christmas and later enjoy Lent!
The young man his mom are confused but decide to give being Liberal a chance by tuning into the RACHEL MADDOW show…
Unfortunately they’re run over by a Rolls Royce didn’t sign up for Obamacare and die…