In a strange breaking story it’s being reported by unknown sources that the recent Rupert Murdoch hacking scandal, which is about to come to a head with convictions in London, had reached these shores in a big way!!
Apparently according to these “unknown sources” somebody at Fox News, while falsifying a favorable news item about the economy to make it seem like Obama is a “perverted weak Kenyan loser bent on destroying the Western World”,pressed a wrong key on his hacking device and self hacked Fox!!
YES FOX NEWS SELF HACKED ITSELF!
This staffer was amazed to read in the secret “self hacking” that Rupert was not too happy with Fox’s Sheppard Smith..stating that he looked suspiciously light in the loafers!…Or to put it more bluntly in Aussie talk:
“He looks like a flamin’ Poof!”
SHEPPARD SMITH LIKES COLOR COORDINATED CLOTHING!!!
As the staffer looked further in to the self hacking…he read that Rupert was worried about SEAN HANNITY’S obsession for asking Sarah Palin for her used undergarments to add to his collection.
Sean actually was sending selfies to DEMOCRATIC WOMEN…thinking that his dynamic BODY PARTS would turn progressive women into regressive tarts,
It is a known fact that Sean has a basement museum containing the used undergarments of Laura Ingram, Michelle M. and Megyn Kelly but has been rebuffed by Greta V. as he discovered she doesn’t wear them.
Amongst other tit bits accidentally self- hacked was the Bill O’Reilly nude Irish clog dancing video in which Bill strips and to the sounds of the sound track of River Dance he let’s it “all hang out” which was in the end not saying much.
**NOTE. These rumors have not been substantiated and maybe the work of a crazed ultra liberal sexist FOX hating obstructionist.
Gratuitous picture of a Fox News Bimbo wearing fresh undergarments below!!