“MACHO MACHO PERRY MAN!”

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IT HAS BECOME CLEAR IN THE LAST 24 HOURS THAT RICK PERRY IS OVER DONATING AT THE MASCULINITY BANK!  SOME OF HIS OPENING SALVOS SEEM TO CONTAIN DEATH THREATS FOR THE HEAD OF THE FED…THE BOMBING OF ILLEGALS ON THE BORDERS WITH DRONES… AND TELLING AMERICA THAT THE MILITARY DOESN’T TRUST THE PRESIDENT…This last comment alone is as treasonous as the talk of secession.  

WE THINK THE GUY HAS GONE OFF HIS ROCKER !!

AND WHILE HE MAY HAVE THE GOP BEHIND HIM IF THIS IS THE WAY THEY WANT TO GO WE’RE DEALING WITH A DUMB ASSED RELIGIOUS NUTCASE AND A CLASSLESS LOUT.. PERHAPS THIS IS WHERE AMERICA WANTS TO GO WHO KNOWS!! 

Perry has about as much of an idea of how to fix the economy as Dennis Miller’s agent has of finding a place to book him where they don’t throw rocks at him.

AND NOW….The actual lyrics with only a few words changed from the Village People’s biggest tribute to the MUSCLE MARY’S of the world ….the one the only “Macho man!!”

CHORUS                                   (MACHO MAN THE SONG)

Hey hey hey!! etc..

Macho Macho Man.

I’ve got to be your Macho man (repeat.) Macho Macho man (repeat)

VERSE.

You can tell a Macho he has a funky walk,

His Western shirts and leather never looked so boss!

Funky with his body..he wants to be king

Call him American Eagle, dig his brains!

You can best believe he’s a Macho man,

Likes  to be a leader any way he can!

CHORUS,

Hey.. Hey.. ect.

Macho Macho Man

Macho Macho Man….I got to be your MaCHO MAN!!

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF MACHO RICK BUT RICKY HAS GAY HAIR!”

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