“KIM CON!”……………………………….

******A RECENT BLOG COVERING KIM KARASHIANS WEDDING TAKES ON A NEW LEAST OF LIFE AS SHE ANNOUNCES AFTER ONLY 72 DAYS HER DIVORCE WHICH SOME SAY WILL COST A  FURTHER $2,000,000…EACH OF THESE  AMOUNTS WILL BE PAID FOR BY THE  REALITY SHOW THAT SET THE WHOLE THING  UP FOR THE NOVEMBER SWEEPS. ..and now she’s “preggers” with the publicity baby!!!!!

HERE’S THE REVISITED BLOG IN ALL ITS GLORY…REVISITED YET AGAIN…

*****We were recently at the Kim Kardasian “reality show rating induced” wedding ceremony in the heart of Montecito .CA.. home of people who are so filthy rich  even long showers and mega-deodorant doesn’t help.

We have the insiders scoop that Harvey Levin’s team missed so here it all is in shocking detail….

Kim’s wedding dress cost a year’s supply of food for the refugees in Somalia.

The wedding cake was in the shape of either two basketballs or Kim’s buttocks according to your taste buds.

Kim wore ZAGOTTI shoes made in China by 12 year olds with Italian names.

Kim wore a wedding ensemble from Vera Wang whose parents were made in China.

On display for the first time was Bruce Jenner’s brand new custom face with the Bristol Palin chin option.

Bruce’s new face was so convincingly pretty the wedding planner mistook Bruce for one of the bridesmaids.

The Kim/Kris wedding will be recreated as a Disneyland ride.

The wedding was sponsored by the SEARS’ hot new line of “Kim clothing”and color coordinated radial tires.

The happy couple had to send back their towels and sheets due to blacks and Jews not liking the KKK monogram.

Bruce’s mother attempt to upstage Kim in a great looking wedding dress was thwarted by Kim’s sisters accidentally dropping half a ton of pigs blood on her.

The Wolfgang Puck menu at the reception consisted of 12 courses of pretentious appetizers followed by dishes mostly needing a translator to get through the ingredients.

The wedding was taped and will be made into an unscripted “Lifetime Mini-Series” a IMAX 3-d Movie, and a passion play for the Christmas season.

The happy couple will honeymoon on a Caribbean Island they recently bought and had completely redecorated.

Kim’s father Robert was memorialized by having his likeness fashioned on a huge mound of Beluga Caviar holding a subpoena.

The producers of their reality show started immediately on plans for the divorce in about 100 days in time for the November sweeps.

  

“BELOW IS THE COVER OF SEARS’ KIM KARDASHIAN CLOTHING CATALOGUE”.

You can go on line and order this catalogue. Its gone viral and 10,000,000 young adult males have ordered it. Unfortunately this has not resulted in sales of the clothing line, but there’s been a big run on Kleenex.  

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