This will be the first debate that Rick Perry featuring the “Hairman of the Board!”
Some of the questions we’d like to ask.
#1. You called Social Security a Ponzi scheme …did God give you that one?
#2. You don’t trust Washington so will you move the seat of government to TEXAS.?
#3. Are you seriously considering Chuck Norris of Vice President.?
#4. Will your Christian nation allow atheists to go shopping?
#5. Are you planning to have America secede from the United Nations?
#6. How are you planning much smaller government while wanting to govern women’s bodies and having government close down public schools and keep the borders safe.
#7. Is it true you’re going to tell Willy Nelson to cut his hair and get a real job.?
#8. If you stop all collective bargaining do you have a non-union hairstylist?
#9. In your fixation with evolution will you ban Jurassic Park and deport Spielberg?
#10. Are you planning to clear out MSNBC with the Texas Rangers?
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