“THE MARCUS BACHMANN GAYME SHOW”

There’s a game show in this guy somewhere. ..

Opening  billboards

ANN/VO

Welcome to “Are They or aren’t They?”

CUT TO SIX GORGEOUS LOOKING WOMEN IN FULL DRAG,

CUT TO MARCUS AS HOST IN A NICE PRINT DRESS WITH SENSIBLE SHOES.

Well here they are… and they’re so glamorous…but only one of them is a real woman.. the rest have appendages.

CUT TO PANEL OF JUDGES.

Say Hi to “The Juicy Jentlemen’s Jury!” Tonight’s panel have all had sex change operations  or are about to. They know a Tranny when they see one…but do they? These girls could fool a hot sailor on a cool evening or a cool sailor on a hot night on the town.

CAMERA PANS ALONG THE GLAMOROUS DRAGSTER DIVA’S…THEY WINK…THEY POSE…THEY  LICK THEIR LIPS…

There’s a lot of Silicone in them there hills and butts..So madames and monsieurs who’s the real Chickie amongst the preening cockrels…who’s got the honey pot and who’s dealing with the battle of the bulge?

                                “ARE THEY OR AREN’T THEY?”

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