“PERRY PRAYED FOR RAIN! GOT FIRE!”

                    

Rick Perry’s king sized ego is at it again…Remember when he stood in front of a huge crowd in a stadium and they asked God for rain…?

What was a total clown act !

Rick Perry’s huge cuts in the firefighting budget in Texas backfired on him  as INSTEAD OF RAIN Texas went up in flames with not enough emergency resources to stop the destruction of whole towns!!!

Rick said he and God were circling the wagons but instead they burned down..

If there were any people anywhere in the country watching that Tea Party cost cutting bullshit in action… that should’ve  be the wake up call of all time!!

BUT NO!!!

The TEA PARTY had gotten the REPUBLICAN VOTERS so petrified  of the inevitable “Colored Masses” taking over of their “ex-pure white” country that if a little house painter with a weird mustache were the governor of TEXAS then and sprouted the kind of bullying Fascist bull sh+t  PERRY did..he’d have been the one…

PERRY’s inept criminal justice system  executes innocent people and still  gets applause from the GOP lock steppers for being “strong”…

PERRY wants to demolish American central government, social security , MEDICARE, public schools, the EPA, abortion clinics  and probably soccer! Now it appears he’s sniffing at a nomination again

HE’S BANKING ON “WHAT AMERICA NEEDS IS A WHITE GUY…A STRONG GOOD LOOKING CRAZY WHITE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE CLARK KENT”..

HENCE THE NEW GLASSES. The idea being he can change into SUPER WHITE GUY in as flash and leap over the constitution in a single bound.

ARE WE THEN ACTUALLY CONTEMPLATING THIS TOTAL ALL TIME RELIGIOUS NUT CASE LOSER AS A CREDIBLE CANDIDATE AGAIN.?

Can the new Pope do the Tango ? 

“Is Donald Trumps ego only supplanted by his amount of hair”

“Is Marcus Bachmann a subscriber to the Victoria Secrets catalogue.?”

“Is Sean Hannity getting hard on’s under his desk

“Does TED CRUZ have his face buffed? “

“Is Chris Christie really going to appear on ‘Man versus Food’ and bankrupt it?”

“Is the missing plane being blamed on Benghazi?

“Is Daryll Issa going to wake up with a horses head in his bed?”  

“Will Jimmy Fallon tell his producers that he wants his audience to stop screaming at jokes ands try laughing at them?”.

“Will Putin demand that Russian speaking people in the Crimea kick the sh*t out of the girls from Pussy Riot?”

Only Time will tell and so will NEWSWEEK!

  ” PERRY THE  SWORD & SOFT IN THE BOOTS YEARS!”

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