“SARAH SEXPOT!”….

*****A POPULAR REPEAT BLOG FROM A YEAR AGO…*********

A NEW BOOK EXPOSES SARAH PALIN AS A DRUG TAKING BASKETBALL PLAYER LOVING SEX POT.

To many of us this does not come as  tremendous surprise… the surprise being its taken this long for the World to catch up with Sarah the Sex Pot.  To men in the know the real Sarah was out there front and center all the time.

~~NOTE~~ We would not be doing sexist jokes about a well know mother and grand mother if this particular mother wasn’t the most outspoken fake Christian grifter and con artist sexual hypocrite in the land. Sarah is however fair game….so let the games commence..

**Sarah told reporters that Glen Rice was only teaching her the meaning of the words slam dunk.

**She told reporters it depends on what the meaning “is” …of a one night stand.. “is.”

**She said she wouldn’t take these “one night stand” allegations lying down.

**In those days a two night stand with Sarah meant you were going steady!

**She said she was attempting to practise abstinence only but had not looked up the meaning of the word up  on spellcheck.

**Seems Moose wasn’t the only thing Palin was hunting.

**They say Sarah used to see Jocks from her house.

**Todd has promised to run over the author of the new book with his dog sled.

**Field and Stream have offered Sarah a center fold wearing nothing but a 12 gauge.

**Sarah is still contemplating running for PRESIDENT on the don’t ask don’t tell ticket.

** Todd say the book can’t be authentic as the author is a known user of big words nobody understands.

**Sean Hannity said he’s stand closely behind Palin …but he always likes to do that!

**Since the book quotes Palin’s voter demographics have improved in the 7ft black  basketball player area.

**The TEA PARTY has split into 2 factions over the book exposures, the pro Palin horny guys  and the even more pro Palin horny guys.

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