“BLONDEFOX JOKES”…………………………..

AS BILL O’REILLY TELLS AMERICA HE’S MORE POWERFUL THAN THE PRESIDENT… ROGER AILES ANNOUNCES HIS RATINGS SURPRISE..”BLONDE BIMBO BIKINI WEEK!!!”

The word is out that Bill O’s remarks are the first in a series of ploys to get bigger FOX ratings…the next being the huge announcement aimed at the “non-news” Fox male perverts that the Fox Blonde Bimbos will go “Bikini Light” next month!

Gone will be the shortest skirts and greased leg lengths from  the sexy calves and the quivering thighs to be replaced with mini tops and thong bottoms.

These are some of the small pieces of material that will used by Megyn Kelly and the rest of the news bimbettes.


SEAN HANNITY has already offered to be involved in the bikini waxing.. and has promised to be gentle.  Some of the bimbos have balked at SEAN’S offer saying they don’t appreciate him sitting during their comments with his fly open under the desk and a smirk on his face.

Greta Van Susteran will use a bikini body double during her next interview with  her secret “woman crush” Sarah Palin  who however has not decided whether to wear a bikini or not yet…she said it all depends if she can get the line of “Palin Alaskan String Abstinence Only Bikinis” shipped to eBay on time.

When asked if wearing bikinis was a sheer prurient idea to promote ratings and get away with more total lying seditious right-wing propaganda Ms Kelly told the press to “go stick their heads up a dead bear’s bum!” 

Roger, himself, is definitely “hands on” in the Bikini  fittings.!

So look for a huge “rise” in the Fox and constant male demographic next month.

CNN aware of the Fox move will go even further than them with the news that they’ve offered a ex-Hustler centerfold the co-anchor job with Wold Blitzer…this will make the FOX/CNN battle for the hearts and minds of  the right-wing extremist sex maniac crowd  a “wide open” affair!

 MEANWHILE 60 MINUTES  IS CONSIDERING REPLACING ANDY ROONEY WITH KIM KARDASHIAN. 

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