“PAULA ABDUL AND AMERICA WALK OUT!”

PAULA ABDUL WALKS OFF THE X FACTOR IN DISGUST WHEN CONTESTANT DROPS PANTS!

AMERICA WALKS OUT OF UN. WHEN IRANIAN LEADER DROPS PROTOCOL!”

Media coverage of these two events was divided with Fox News covering the Abdul walk out with an hour special hosted by SEAN HANNITY who blamed Obama for the pants drop and accused him of turning America into a land of Socialist exhibitionist flashers.

The UN walk out was covered in a two-minute sound bite by CNN’s Wolf Blitzer who congratulated the Americans for their actions and advising them they could come over to his house for some Lox Eggs and Onions and some sage advice from his relatives on how to wipe out the Palestinian state and most of the rest of the Muslims in the world with fatty Pastrami.

“TWO DISGUSTING AMERICAN MILLER’S LITE BEERS!”

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