“GREAT WIDE HOPE”………………….

      

***IN HONOR OF THE NEW CHRIS FLIP FLOPPING CHRISTIE HERE’S A CHRIS CHRISTIN REDUX BLOG…

JUST TOO MUCH  CONTAMINATED GRAFT AND NOW DEBRIS WASHING UP ON THE JERSEY SHORES.

While momma was cookin’ the pasta in-a da kitchen Christie was cookin’ the books in- a -da  mansion.

Christie’s governors office has 2 sets of books for each other set of 2nd books.

The Jersey state transportation vehicles have been secretly designated as getaway limos.

Would you even trust Chris Christie with your lawyers bank account?

Christie’s” baseball bat to the head” comment to the woman constituent has lost him the “battered women vote.”

The closing of 200 public schools has a caused a crime spree where uneducated kids are holding up libraries and stealing  books.

Christie’s resemblance to mobsters in most Mafia movies has prompted Scorsese to offer him a lifetime contract as background material.

Even the skeletons in Christie’s closet are 350 pounds.

In a debate with Obama he’d be called “The Great Wide Hope!”

It is almost impossible to find his neck.

MORE JOKES TOMORROW…

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