“CHAZ BONO TO JOIN OAKLAND RAIDERS!”

CHAZ AND HIS LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND HAVE DECIDED TO CALL IT A DECADE. WHEN THEY FIRST DATED PEOPLE CALLED THEM LESBIANS, WHILE OTHERS FROM THE RIGHT WING CALLED THEM MUSLIM SOCIALIST LESBIANS. THEN CHAZ HAD THE OPERATION AND THE RIGHT WING CALLED IN MEDICARE FRAUD!! Now after stints on “Dancing with the Stars” and “Saturday Night Live” Chaz Bono has been approached by Al Davis’s sucessor  to try out for line backer with the Oakland Raiders.

The RAIDER’S COACH  said last night that Chaz was a big guy …but was very light on his feet and knows how to deal with really tough situations.

Cher has said she will give Chaz all the encouragement he needs and has always liked his Goth black and silver color combos. …and she aslo toldf us that she actually dated Paul Revere back in the 60’s.

However in Palm Springs the custodians at the Sonny Bono grave site have reported a strange rolling motion coming from Sonny’s burial-place.

One of them said ” It could’ve been an earthquake but I swore I heard an etherial voice yelling “Mama Mia ..not the Raiders ..please Jesus make it the Jets!”

“NOW REMEMBER CHAZ  YOU’RE NOT KING KONG SO CUT OUT THE CHEST BEATING!”

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