IN THE NEVER ENDING PALIN BATTLE TO STAY RELEVANT SHE’S NOW GOT HER PHOTO OP WITH THE NEW HOMOPHOBIC SUPER FAKE RED NECKED SUPER HERO PHIL ROBERTSON THE DUCK MURDERER AND PERHAPS (AS SOME ARE SAYING)CLOSET GAY CHRISTIAN!!
Sarah will soon appear with her closet same-sex interviewer lover “Greta Van Insufferable.?” to back up her theory that God hates same sex marriage.
We’ve had a revelation!! She really never wanted to be the President and be “shackled” by reality…no way!!!
She wants to be the shit kickers shit disturber!!..and forever..
She’s also always wanted to double down and be the beloved dumb blonde “Chrissy” from the 70’s sit com “Three’s Company”…have her cake and eat it and then morph into the real money-making constantly commercially pregnant Suzanne Somers !!
Somers has a line of jewelry that never stops …she writes successful books about fake Cancer cures , she’s become beloved by obese people and perverted old guys who still have those sexy pictures of her …and she’s growing old as ungracefully as Botox possible while making fortunes of money off the backs of the gullible.
Of course Suzanne was a better actor, she could actually write her own books, only had one kid and married a guy who could do more than look vacant and shoot Caribou… and if you asked Suzanne she’d tell you …with a cynical satirical smile… she was …and still is… money whore.”
Hmmm…Sarah Palin actually in “shackles” with a gag in her mouth exiled to an igloo 1,000 miles north of Nome …sounds like a plan.
This of course is wishful thinking..Sarah will be around until plastic molds go out of business… and until the sun sets on the American Empire and the troops come home from the 234 countries where they’re not needed.
Sarah will still be here when Donald Trump hair leaves the top of his head but keeps growing on his ass cheeks creating a tailoring problem…
Sarah will still be here when they finally prove Mitch McConnell had been dead for 20 years along with Dick Cheney.
Sarah will still be here when Lindsay Lohan’s rehab center is made into a museum.
Sarah will still be here when poorer put upon Americans finally get mad enough to take Paul Ryan out behind the barn and boil him alive in unsalted butter.
Martin Bashir paid the price for suggesting that somebody should shit in SARAH’s mouth…She’s been shitting on President Obama’s head for five years …we’ll go with Martin’s assessment and hope he finds another gig soon so he can continue to take her apart. She’s an example of the worst in the so-called Christian bull crap and she and Phil the bearded bigot deserve each other.
These facts are inexcusably unrefudiated!