“BANKS SUCK BIG TIME AND OTHER TRUTHS!”

“Fees that don’t please..the Bank of un-America!!”

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Q. What do bankers do in their spare time?

A. Their laundry!

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Trying to ask the banks for a small business loan is like asking Marcus Bachmann to “get the gay out” of Ted Haggard.

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Getting cash from an ATM machine now requires you to use your card and submit a pound of flesh.

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Debit cards in the future will have a built in chip that when you use it to just buy a stick of chewing gum it laughs at you.

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Banks vaults are so full of unused stimulus money the bank presidents are taking it home and stuffing matresses with it.

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Banks now own so many foreclosed homes they’re thinking of turning them into homeless shelters for the people they foreclosed on .

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You can now get the use of a college student cheaper than you can get a college student loan.

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If Obama takes on Wall Street and the banks he’ll be cutting off his contributors to spite his race!

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Wall Street is starting to sh*t its pants due to the Occupy movement …they plan a peaceful counter protest to be held at the Hotel D’ Cap in the South of France.

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