TRUE RECENT DAILY HEADLINES AND BEARDEVIEW’ S “TRUE” FOLLOW UP COMMENTS.
***HANK WILLIAM JNR. CALLED OBAMA “AS EVIL AS HITLER” RECENTLY !
Hank was at a basketball game in Miami right after this statement and was ACCIDENTALLY slam dunked by LeBron James who told reporters he ACCIDENTALLY lost his mind and thought Hank was a ball.
***” A FEW WEEKS AGO ROZANNE BARR WANTS WALL STREET BANKERS BEHEADED!”
After being confronted by many church leaders and pacifists Rosanne backed down and just asked for castration with no anesthetic.
***”KOCH BROTHERS FOUND TO BE SELLING ILLEGAL GOODS TO IRAN.”
They both denied knowing anything about illicit trade with an enemy and said they thought they were selling the stuff to “a blonde man in a gray suit with a Belgium accent.
***”VOTER SUPPRESSION A GROWING CONCERN AMONGST DEMOCRATS!”
The Tea Party governors of several states who are involved in the deliberate suppression of voters rights were alarmed today when they received the enthusiastic support and backing of the The Chinese Communist Party and Vladimir Putin’s Russia who offered to send ARMED masked experts to help.
“FOX NEWS SEAN HANNITY’S LATER TIME NOT WORKING.”
Sean Hannity had such a such conniption he forgot to take his anti-Obama pill and had to be locked up until he could hate rationally again!
***”RICK PERRY SAYS IT’D BE OKAY TO INVADE MEXICO”
In his statement regarding American troops on the ground in MEXICO ..Rick told reporters that he would leave the invasion to his military advisers Chuck Norris and Ted Nugent.
“MICHELLE BACHMANN WILL NOT SEEK REELECTION
Michelle blames” bad advice from the Muslim version of God” for blaming Obama for “something good.”.. she took that blame back and blamed Obama for Herpes and Athlete’s Foot.